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Arlethchick

I am here for Friends

About Me

sometimes I can't sleep and then I go on myspace. But only if I'm fully caught up on the craigslist best-ofs. Though lately I'm going to myspace before craigslist, as too many of the best-ofs are about pooping at work, and that can only be funny so many times.
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My Interests

Contact juggling. Childrens fantasy novels. Kicking Bob's ass at Scrabble, mourning the loss of my rats. Irish drinking songs on nylon string guitar.

I'd like to meet:

Fun people. People that don't suck. People that like to do wacky stuff, often in silly costumes. I already have a boy so no sex with you!!!

Music:

Is this where I name drop a bunch of bands/artists to show I'm cool? F*ck that sh*t.

Books:

From the Mixed-up Files of Mrs Basil E. Frankweiler, The Last Unicorn, the Golden Compass series by Philip Pullman... I think I own every Terry Pratchett Discworld novel, including the young adult books. Yes, I am a geek.

My Blog

stop feel shy of your male machine size (???!!!)

uh, so I get quite a few of these emails every day, but never before worded quite so creatively.  "stop feel shy of your male machine size".  holy crap.  What kind of internet translato...
Posted by Arlethchick on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 05:47:00 PST

a pot to piss in

When I was growing up, my father had alot of colorful phrases to describe what life was like before I came along, so that I might fully appreciate how comparatively well I had it- for example, he woul...
Posted by Arlethchick on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 07:07:00 PST

stiltwalking for The Man in the shadow of the Griffin

Ah, and another contract is over. Yesterday was my last day as the contact juggling Frenchy Stiltwalker at Busch.  The whole experience was delightfully surreal- sitting in the outside break area...
Posted by Arlethchick on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 09:46:00 PST

in the land of biscutts and gravy

So yet again I find myself far from home, having another performance adventure. I am currently in rehearsal at Busch Gardens Williamsburg, where I will be stiltwalking untill August 19th.  And it...
Posted by Arlethchick on Sat, 12 May 2007 06:53:00 PST

seventeen hours, or, Pen Dot are douchebags

finally, finally I am home, after having left Memphis at six am on monday for what has become the suckiest road trip ever. When last I wrote, I was broken down in VA.  The car was easily fixed (t...
Posted by Arlethchick on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 03:03:00 PST

in Nashville, I got a guitar and shot a gun

So I finally made that road trip to Nashville/ Memphis I've been meaning to take for at least two years now.  I was lucky enough to spend a splendid, wonderful week and a half with three of my fa...
Posted by Arlethchick on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 06:42:00 PST

adventures and shenanigans

Sorry y'all, haven't blogged in quite some time.  I've been touring it up- kicking ass, taking names and, in some cases, email addresses. While in Chicago, I went to a stiltwalking/ puppetry/ dru...
Posted by Arlethchick on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 07:19:00 PST

blah blah blah tour

Oops.  I let a butt load of time go by without writing again.  Luckily, tonight I'm in Kansas, so what else am I gonna do? (see blog entry from last tour, "Kansas Mostly Sucks".) It's been a...
Posted by Arlethchick on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 08:27:00 PST

about the tour...

I haven't actually written since before I left for rehearsals for this tour, so in case you all cared, it has mostly kicked ass thus far. Tonight I went to New Orleans, where some guy put a washb...
Posted by Arlethchick on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 11:17:00 PST

nothin' sez "bacherlorette party" like liquid latex

this is a conversation happening right now behind me on the couch between my boyfriend and his mother (on the phone)- "well, the couple was raised christian, but they're wiccan, so Melissa officiated....
Posted by Arlethchick on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 07:09:00 PST