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Brian

Let's leave Lance out of this, that guy has done more with 1 testicle than we could with 3

About Me

I have a very bad case of OCD. All of the cans in my pantry are organized by brand, size, contents, expiration date with the labels facing forward. My clothing organization is pretty similar. I recently developed an eating disorder while training for my 11th marathon/4th Ironman. I do eat, so it's not anorexia. The caloric content tends to be minimal and seems to parallel that of rabbit food. A head of iceberg lettuce is a great dinner for a human. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to load the dryer.

My current records:
Ironman 11:45:19
1/2 IM 4:53:54
Olympic 2:21:22

Marathon 3:33:34
10k 0:39:10
5k 0:15:43
1 mi 0:04:48

P-SOUT Gangstas

My Interests


FORK 'EM

I'd like to meet:

My Great-Grandparents, Faris Al-Sultan, Bob Roll, Lance Armstrong, Mark Cuban, Neil Flynn, Christian Bale, Warren Buffet, Tony Gwynn, and of course Earl Simmons.

Music:

Counting Crows, Unwritten Law, Tom Petty, Willie Nelson, DMX, TI, The Killers

Movies:

Dumb and Dumber, Eurotrip, Snatch, A River Runs Through It, Borat

Television:

Lost, The Office, South Park

Heroes:

My Mom and Dad, Peter Meyers, and Team Hoyt .