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T-Schafe

I like a good beer buzz early in the morning

About Me



I'm the kind of guy who never leaves the house without monkeys in a barrel, you know the red ones...My flows like poison i put weak M.C.'s on their knees, fuck a leathal injection i'm stabbin yall with killer beezzzzz...Skip2mahlou45 (AIM)..This profile was edited with MySpace Help - Profile Creator and Editor MySpace Profile Help!A

My Interests



I'd like to meet:

A girl that fuckin rocks my socks off -im talkin mid calfs, Some P for the D, Jesus in a game of Halo 2, my Grandparents, my wife, Zach De la Rocha, Marley, Manute Bol, Uncle Jessie from full house, Tony Danza, MY FIST TO YOUR FACE!

Music:



Movies:

Gangs of New York, Good Fellas, Taxi, GodFather, Casino, Scarface, any of that grimey shitAnchor Man, Old School, Tommy Boy, 3 Ninjas, Willi Wonka, Alice in Wonderland, black sheep, Mortal Combat, Clerks, Mall Rats, Jay and Sielnt Bob, Star Wars, 40 year old virgin, war of the worlds, ELF, My Incubus DvDs!

Television:



Books:

Pimping for Dummies, Atlas of the Universe

Heroes:

All those keepin it real.

My Blog

Del The Funky funkeee shittttttt

It's 3030, yo, I get my hands dirtyThey think there the pure breed, medically insured weedFuck the system, non-conformist humansWalk around because of their ordinance, just ornamentsSuper-thugs use co...
Posted by T-Schafe on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 04:13:00 PST

Back to School

I just realized that now that im back at school i will be forced to not wack off on any week days untill christmas break. I get less crotch than a catholic priest. How the fuck is he going to do that ...
Posted by T-Schafe on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 06:29:00 PST

When you are talking to me these are the things i am really thinking about...

Some funny things i thought of today... 1.) Listing my house for sale while my parents are at work. This might sound dumb but its funny cause my parents are real estate agents. 2.) Starting a gang wit...
Posted by T-Schafe on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 09:41:00 PST

Food for thought..

You can't fool all the people all of the timeBut if you fool the right ones, then the rest will fall behindTell me who's got control of your mind? your world view?Is it the news or the movie you're ta...
Posted by T-Schafe on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 08:59:00 PST

The Daily Download

Party People, get out your seats and lets get ILL ...cause im more than rough, more than tough... hear are some raw tracks to d/l that will keep ya Dirty and Stankin hoeeeeeee! Wu- Tang Clan - Dog Shi...
Posted by T-Schafe on Fri, 19 May 2006 07:27:00 PST

Elmo's Rap

This is a dope rhyme that Elliot King dropped me in 56k styleee......   Chhyeah! It's ya boy in the building, Young elmo, Haha, you crazy for this one whoever made this acapella beat, day 33...
Posted by T-Schafe on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 11:32:00 PST

Psalm 23

 1 The LORD is my shepherd, I shall not be in want. 2 He makes me lie down in green pastures,        he leads me beside quiet waters,  3 he restores my soul. &...
Posted by T-Schafe on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 10:35:00 PST

Luke 2:1-14

Luke 2:1-14 In those days Caesar Augustus issued a decree that a census should be taken of the entire Roman world. (This was the first census that took place while Quirinius was governor of Syria.) A...
Posted by T-Schafe on Sun, 25 Dec 2005 08:02:00 PST

A KING WITHOUT HIS CROWN

Strip away the layers and reveal your soulGot to give yourself up and then you become wholeYou're a slave to yourself and you don't even knowYou want to live the fast life but your brain moves slowIf ...
Posted by T-Schafe on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 06:04:00 PST

Yellow Snow

Greatings Earthlings, Its only been one day of Christmas Break and im already bored enough to make a myspace, Damn Conformists. Peace, Love, and CRABS! 
Posted by T-Schafe on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 09:51:00 PST