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One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see which should be in charge.
The brain said, "I do all the thinking so I'm the most important and I should be in charge."
The eyes said, "I see everything and let the rest of you know where we are, so I'm the most important and I should be in charge."
The hands said, "Without me we wouldn't be able to pick anything up or move anything. So I'm the most important and I should be in charge."
The stomach said, "I turn the food we eat into energy for the rest of you. Without me, we'd starve. So I'm the most important and I should be in charge."
The legs said, "Without me we wouldn't be able to move anywhere. So I'm the most important and I should be in charge."
Then the arsehole said, "I think I should be in charge."
All the rest of the parts said, "YOU?!? You don't do anything! You're not important! You can't be in charge."
So the a**hole closed up.
After a few days, the legs were all wobbly, the stomach was all queasy, the hands were all shaky, the eyes were all watery, and the brain was all cloudy.
They all agreed that they couldn't take any more of this and agreed to put the a**hole in charge. And the moral of the story is?
You don't have to be the most important to be in charge, just an a**hole.
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Your Stripper Song Is: Closer by Nine Inch Nails
What Song Should You Strip To?
You let me violate you, you let me
desecrate you
You let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you... Help me I
broke apart my insides, help me I've got no soul to tell
When you dance, it's a little scary - and a lot sexy.
What Pulp Fiction Character Are You?
You're a hardworking individual enshrouded by an overwhelming sense of mystery, beauty, and intrigue. Though always on the go, you keep focused, helping -- often rapturing -- those you meet.
You Are 70% Evil
How Evil Are You?
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot.
You Are a Margarita
What Mixed Drink Are You?
You aren't just the life of the party, you are the party!
You mix a good drink, bust out some great music, and know how to get down.
Your Pirate Name Is...
What's Your Pirate Name?
Pegleg Janie Jalibird
Your Five Variable Love Profile
The Five Variable Love Test
Propensity for Monogamy:
Your propensity for monogamy is medium.
In general, you prefer to have only one love interest.
Experience Level:
Your experience level is high.
You've loved, lost, and loved again.
You have had a wide range of love experiences.
And when the real thing comes along, you know it!
Dominance:
Your dominance is low.
This doesn't mean you're a doormat, just balanced.
You know a relationship is not about getting your way.
And you love to give your sweetie a lot of freedom.
Cynicism:
Your cynicism is low.
You are an eternal optimist when it comes to love and romance.
No matter how many times you've been hurt - you're never bitter.
You believe in one true love, your perfect soulmate.
And if you haven't found true love yet, you know you will soon.
Independence:
Your independence is medium.
In relationships, you need both "me time" and "we time."
You usually find it easy to be part of a couple.
But occasionally you start to feel a little smothered.
Your Driving Is is:
73% Male, 27% Female
Do You Drive Like a Guy or a Girl?
According to studies, you generally drive like a typical male.
You're confident in your driving skills, and hardly any situation gets the better of you.
And while you may have a few tickets under your belt, you're still a very good driver.
He he he I coulda told you that!
You Should Drive a Toyota FJ Cruiser
What 2007 Car Should You Drive?
A true adventurer, you're always up for trying the latest new thing.
And you need a car that will take you anywhere, because there are no roads where you're going!
Ok, so it's not a Jeep, it's close enough...atleast it wasn't a Hummer...
Your Personality Is: Idealist (NF)
The Three Question Personality Test
You are a passionate, caring, and unique person.
You are good at expressing yourself and sharing your ideals.
You are the most compassionate of all types and connect with others easily.
Your heart tends to rule you. You can't make decisions without considering feelings.
You seek out other empathetic people to befriend.
Truth and authenticity matters in your friendships.
In love, you give everything you have to relationships. You fall in love easily.
At work, you crave personal expression and meaning in your career.
With others, you communicate well. You can spend all night talking with someone.
As far as your looks go, you've likely taken the time to develop your own personal style.
On weekends, you like to be with others. Charity work is also a favorite pastime of yours.