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One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see which should be in charge.

The brain said, "I do all the thinking so I'm the most important and I should be in charge."

The eyes said, "I see everything and let the rest of you know where we are, so I'm the most important and I should be in charge."

The hands said, "Without me we wouldn't be able to pick anything up or move anything. So I'm the most important and I should be in charge."

The stomach said, "I turn the food we eat into energy for the rest of you. Without me, we'd starve. So I'm the most important and I should be in charge."

The legs said, "Without me we wouldn't be able to move anywhere. So I'm the most important and I should be in charge."

Then the arsehole said, "I think I should be in charge."

All the rest of the parts said, "YOU?!? You don't do anything! You're not important! You can't be in charge."

So the a**hole closed up.

After a few days, the legs were all wobbly, the stomach was all queasy, the hands were all shaky, the eyes were all watery, and the brain was all cloudy.

They all agreed that they couldn't take any more of this and agreed to put the a**hole in charge. And the moral of the story is?

You don't have to be the most important to be in charge, just an a**hole.





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Your Stripper Song Is: Closer by Nine Inch Nails

What Song Should You Strip To?

You let me violate you, you let me desecrate you
You let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you... Help me I broke apart my insides, help me I've got no soul to tell
When you dance, it's a little scary - and a lot sexy.


What Pulp Fiction Character Are You?


You're a hardworking individual enshrouded by an overwhelming sense of mystery, beauty, and intrigue. Though always on the go, you keep focused, helping -- often rapturing -- those you meet.


You Are 70% Evil
How Evil Are You?

You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot.


You Are a Margarita
What Mixed Drink Are You?

You aren't just the life of the party, you are the party!

You mix a good drink, bust out some great music, and know how to get down.


Your Pirate Name Is...
What's Your Pirate Name?

Pegleg Janie Jalibird


Your Five Variable Love Profile
The Five Variable Love Test

Propensity for Monogamy:
Your propensity for monogamy is medium. In general, you prefer to have only one love interest.
Experience Level:
Your experience level is high. You've loved, lost, and loved again. You have had a wide range of love experiences. And when the real thing comes along, you know it!
Dominance:
Your dominance is low. This doesn't mean you're a doormat, just balanced. You know a relationship is not about getting your way. And you love to give your sweetie a lot of freedom.
Cynicism:
Your cynicism is low. You are an eternal optimist when it comes to love and romance. No matter how many times you've been hurt - you're never bitter. You believe in one true love, your perfect soulmate. And if you haven't found true love yet, you know you will soon.
Independence:
Your independence is medium. In relationships, you need both "me time" and "we time." You usually find it easy to be part of a couple. But occasionally you start to feel a little smothered.


Your Driving Is is:
73% Male, 27% Female
Do You Drive Like a Guy or a Girl?


According to studies, you generally drive like a typical male.

You're confident in your driving skills, and hardly any situation gets the better of you.

And while you may have a few tickets under your belt, you're still a very good driver.

He he he I coulda told you that!


You Should Drive a Toyota FJ Cruiser
What 2007 Car Should You Drive?

A true adventurer, you're always up for trying the latest new thing.
And you need a car that will take you anywhere, because there are no roads where you're going!

Ok, so it's not a Jeep, it's close enough...atleast it wasn't a Hummer...


Your Personality Is: Idealist (NF)
The Three Question Personality Test
You are a passionate, caring, and unique person.
You are good at expressing yourself and sharing your ideals.
You are the most compassionate of all types and connect with others easily.
Your heart tends to rule you. You can't make decisions without considering feelings.
You seek out other empathetic people to befriend.
Truth and authenticity matters in your friendships.
In love, you give everything you have to relationships. You fall in love easily.
At work, you crave personal expression and meaning in your career.
With others, you communicate well. You can spend all night talking with someone.

As far as your looks go, you've likely taken the time to develop your own personal style.

On weekends, you like to be with others. Charity work is also a favorite pastime of yours.

My Interests



Name: Michelle
Birthday: Oct 13th
Birthplace: Meriden, CT
Current Location: Greene, NY (Green...with an "E")
Eye Color: Brown = Pissed, Green = Horney, Hazel = Normal
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'11" when I wake up and 5'10" when I go to bed
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right (but NOT a conformist!)
Your Heritage: French & Italian (Passionate lover with a bad temper)
The Shoes You Wore Today: Sandals...Wal-Mart 6.88 sandals thank you very much!
Your Weakness: Tight wranglers, big tires, & muddy Jeeps
Your Fears: Tight wranglers
Your Perfect Pizza: Cheese, peppers, shrooms, onions - DICED not sliced...and left a little crunchy
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get my own place
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LoL
Thoughts First Waking Up: Do I have to?
Your Best Physical Feature: Used to be my belly button, but probably my ass now
Your Bedtime: Between 12 & 1ish
Your Most Missed Memory: All of them...
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither - Quizno's please...
Single or Group Dates: What's a date?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither - Truckstop Iced Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee - lots o sugar and a lil cream please...
Do you Smoke: Like a chimney!
Do you Swear: Like a sailor!
Do you Sing: Like a...um...like a...frog?!?
Do you Shower Daily: LMAO I'm not tellin'...sniff sniff
Have you Been in Love: Heh...
Do you want to go to College: Sure, why not...
Do you want to get Married: No...I'd rather keep things uncomlicated and unrestricting
Do you belive in yourself: Sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: Never have...doesn't mean I never will, I suppose...
Do you think you are Attractive: Occassionally
Are you a Health Freak: I smoke like a freaken chimney...what do YOU think?
Do you get along with your Parents: Mom, now that I don't live with her...Dad, sure...when we talk
Do you like Thunderstorms: Only when accompanied by candle light and a bear skin rug...
Do you play an Instrument: I USED to play the Glockenspiel, Alto, Tenor, & Baritone Sax...can still play a tune on the ole piano every now and again
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Like twice? Goldschlagger and Tequila - the key is to pace yourself when mixing the 2...yick...
In the past month have you Smoked: Like a chimney...are you listening?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: NO! Drugs are BAD!
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Considering the difference between an upstate NY mall and a CT mall...I'm not really sure...
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Since when did oreos come in a box?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No, but that reminds me...
In the past month have you been on Stage: Stage? Like stage 1 of the 12...o no...that's step program...never mind...
In the past month have you been Dumped: Not yet...
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No, but that reminds me...
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Um...nope
Ever been Drunk: Um...yeah
Ever been called a Tease: He he he...just ONCE I swear!
Ever been Beaten up: Um...actually...I got sucker punched once in school...
Ever Shoplifted: Yes...thank you Barnes & Nobles (Shut up...so what...I stole BOOKS...atleast I didn't get caught!)
How do you want to Die: Painlessly & quickly
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Still deciding....
What country would you most like to Visit: Scotland or Ireland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Hey...if he has eyes, then that's a plus...
Favourite Hair Color: Again...if he has hair, then that's a plus
Short or Long Hair: Depends on his bone structure...
Height: Over 5'10"
Weight: Little meaty...
Best Clothing Style: Heh...if I had ANY style at all it'd probably be an improvement...but we'll go with Old Navyesque
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1...I almost died...lesson learned!
Number of CDs I own: Pfft...CD's?? How bout MP3's...o...but I don't really OWN those, do I?
Number of Piercings: Like 6 total, but only 4 active
Number of Tattoos: None...YET
Number of things in my Past I Regret: A bunch...but more on that later...

I'd like to meet:


So I could smack some sense into him!

And of course, but not least...

Music:

Anything country...but then again my MP3 collection ranges from Beethoven to ZZ Top with a little Yanni & Type O mixed in...did I just tell you that?!? I actually found out about a cool band a couple months ago...30 Seconds To Mars...you gotta check em out!

Movies:

I'm a medieval movie kinda chick...little blood, little romance...

Television:

CSI, Law & Order (any of them), Psych, Numb3rs, The Closer, anything that involves a who-dunnit plot...and we can't foget abouda Sopranos...

Books:

heh...last book I read had to be something by N Sparks...I think...

Heroes:

My pooch...he doesn't pee for 12 hours straight, and still manages to shoot me a warm n' fuzzy hello while his eye balls are floating...is there a better sign of love or what!