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Crystal Sosei

I've been an "unofficial" girl before and that shit's for the birds. Take me COMPLETELY or not at al

About Me

I work 2 jobs, got NO kids, and whip game is proper, what YOU doin?
Jay Z sums up how I get down:
I tighten my belt 'fore I beg for help
Foolish pride is what held me together through the years I wasn't felt which is why I ain't never played myself
I just play the hand I'm dealt,
I can't say I've never knelt before God and asked for better cards at times to no avail
But I never sat back feelin sorry for myself ...Hovi Baby
CAUTION: Try to walk in'em if ya wanna...you'll mess around and hurt ya self...
if you only knew what I go through...
Sweetie, I'll NEVAH be thirsty enough to sweat you-lol!
Listen up, I don't steal, hustle illegal shit(but I am a bad bitch wit hustle), or anything like that cause please believe, I GOT the SKILLS to pay the bills. Get YOU some GOALS and ASPIRATIONS.
Umm,what can I say- You will NOT succeed at breakin me... I can bend wit the wind while standin firm on mines- get it? if you slow, yeah, you got left on that one.
MAN Rules:
1. You need a car...my degree is not "Taxiology", so if you Barney Rubblin'it, I'm gonna need you to continue to kick rocks.
2. You need a J-O-B, not a hustle (side's o.k.), but a job where FICA's rapin yo' ass just like mine.
3."Hangin out" ain't my thang- maybe when I was like 21, but now?- NO...well I WILL hang out with you if Mary's along-lol!
4. Please don't step to me offerin dick and bubble gum, cause please believe, I don't need either one...I'm kinda "self sufficient" haha!
5. You need to be able to go the DOCTOR if you want to- this means you need INSURANCE.
6. You gone need some RETIREMENT to be taken seriously. I cannot and WILL NOT pay to bury both of us
7. My name ain't Betty Crocker, so makin cakes on the phone ain't my thang. 3hr phone calls ain't happ'nin, say what you need to say, preferrably, "I wanna see you" and leave it at that. I don't like textin all damn day either- I'm not ignorin you, but I can only take so many- DAMN!
I'll add more as I run into more "niggaz" (not MEN) that "inspire" (lol) me to do so.

M i s e r y L o v e s c o m p a n y . . .
I d o n ' t m i n d b e i n b y m y s e l f


Random as I wanna be:
If you can't love yourself flaws and all, don't expect somebody else to. Don't depend on somebody to "give" you self-esteem or happiness. Your mood should NOT be dependent on whether somebody else did somethin- get YO self together. Don't let your happiness depend on the actions of others.
I'm too old to mold a "potentially" good man, into one. Potential just means you can't offer me what I need RIGHT NOW, and I don't have any more time to waste...sorry.


Because I'm ME...
I do what I can, WHEN I CAN- don't push me dammit. (cuzz I'm close to THE edddge- and I already lost my head, so...)
I'll bend over backwards and break my shit for my friends...even though some of them have proven they would NOT do the same...whatever. I'm not tryin- I'm GETTIN my grown up on- handlin business. Bein a RESPONSIBLE adult sucks!!
NEXXXT!
I am crazy/deranged/insane for:
Mi Madre, LOVE, clothes, FAME*, FOOOD glorious foood (Have U seen Oliver Twist?), Eating, Smellin food (yes, I SHOULD be fat), Mayonnaise (I crave this SHIT!),My CHEEZ ;), That good Issey or Farenheit on a man (panty droppers), Coke, "
....U R only as good
as the company you keep


..

T h a t ' s w h y I ' m l e a v i n s o m e o f y o u b e h i n d . . .


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My Interests

Believe it. .. ..
Ummmm: < myself and what makes me tick,Black History,reading, drawing, smokin, dancin like a skrippa in the mirror (or anywhere for that matter)dancin on sinks, playin on my mommas phone (it's hilarious), dressin, shoppin, smokin, kama sutra, bein outlandish, bein xxxtra, doin WHAT I want- WHEN I want to, the evolution of man

I'd like to meet:

I've met QUIIITE enough losers...so I guess some WINNERS, cause I'm a WINNER, I'm a WINNER, I'm a WINN-ERRRRR

Movies:

I looove funny,drug filled, and gangster movies: The Last Dragon- LeROOYYY!(clip below), Blow, Spun,The Untouchables, Scarface (bitch fucked that money up), Blow (another bitch to fuck some money up), Carlito's Way, Goodfellas, ALL the Godfathers, CASINO (and yet ANOTHER one!), Menace II Society, Anchorman,Love&Basketball, Love Jones, The Color Purple,40 yr. Old Virgin, 10th and Wolf, Hustler

Television:

The Office (shit's hilarious!),South Park, Flipping Out, The Real Housewives of New York, SoapNet ONLY for Young & the Restless, Family Guy, CourtTV, John and Kate Plus 8, I MUDDAFUCKIN HATE LIFETIME!!!! Am I the only woman that feels like this? Lemme give you your "plot" options- rape, an abusive husband, a killer wife or husband, or memory loss- bet $5000!

Books:

I read a lot- but me and Mary spend so much time together- she makes me forget things...so I can't remember most of the titles. Describe a plot and characters to me though, and I'll know the book.

Heroes:

Take a look there- that should be your hero...

My Blog

Fuck Yo Couch

Inspired by Smoov- Life will make you go Rick James on that ass! Right now life is throwin shit at my head, but it's gone be worth it in the end.Nothing worthwhile comes without sacrifice dammitI'm so...
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Over and OverLaLaLaLaLaLaLa (Krucial Keys)LaLaLaLaLaLaLa (Keyshia Cole)Its the way it is[Verse 1]Baby I remembera time when we were so secure butNow its like Decemberwhen you say that Im so insecure a...
Posted by Yaaaaarrrrrrr on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 12:34:00 PST