English 12 |
I have strong dislike of those around me. "________ ________ (students name) is the weak baby bird that fell out of the nest and accidentally survived. ""The way in which _____ speaks, makes me think ...
Posted by KILLER robot on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 09:36:00 PST |
St. Patricks Day |
With another sip of beer Jess passes out, only to be revived later by a hand shaking him and encouraging a keg stand. What was previously believed impossible was now possible. Before slipping away Je...
Posted by KILLER robot on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 11:29:00 PST |
Consumerism causes brain loss; not heart failure. |
It appears as though Eegee's attracts mostly crowds of the lower level of brain function. Simple things such as locating tops, spoons, and ketchup tend to be an impossible quest for these people, and...
Posted by KILLER robot on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 03:28:00 PST |
Blood Loss. |
Not even seconds into my shift and a painful blunder occurred. As I turned the corner to enter the door to Eegee's my arm collided with the brick causing pain and blood loss. Ricky caringly treated th...
Posted by KILLER robot on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 02:43:00 PST |
Mop Bucket |
Eegee's is quite the disastrous job, if you're not slipping on the floor already, there's somebody rigging the sink to soak you and the ground. Today has been pretty horrible. I arrived on false ...
Posted by KILLER robot on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 02:38:00 PST |
Ben Parks |
"WHO PUT THE HAM LIKE THAT??"WHY ARE YOU WIPING THAT DOWN"WHOLE WHEAT, NOT WHITE!!!""OUTTA THE BACK" The mistakes made by Eegee's employee Ben Parks are countless. On any normal day at Eegee's yo...
Posted by KILLER robot on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 02:49:00 PST |
The Gooftard |
The moment he rears his head with the big mass of curls towards me, it's clear that the term "gooftard" sums up this Eegee's employee. His voice habitually cracks as if its still going through pu...
Posted by KILLER robot on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 03:11:00 PST |
Embarrassing growls of hunger in a quiet classroom setting. |
A city is crashing within my stomach. Walls of important buildings collapse to smithereens. Earthquakes destroy paved roads and sidewalks. People run for their lives to escape the falling scrap metal....
Posted by KILLER robot on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 06:11:00 PST |
