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failxcore

If I Can't Have You No One Will

About Me

I’m
Selfish
Bitchy
Socially Retarded
Obsessive
Paranoid
Loud
Annoying
Offensive
A Complete Cunt

Nothing you say will affect me
I’ve heard it a million times before
Usually from myself
My heads fucked up
Nothing in there makes sense
Especially not to me
I think I like being emotionally screwed over
Because I let it happen all the time
So treat me like a twat
Everyone else does
I’ll make you hate me if you don’t
Not on purpose
That’s just the way I work
But don’t worry
I’ll blame you for it
Because I’m nice like that

My Interests


I'd like to meet:



Russell Brand & Noel Fielding

Because they are rather funny
And I love their ridiculously tight trousers

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