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You Are Absinthe
You are a sloppy drunk, purposely so
If drinking doesn't make you feel crazy, it's not any fun
Truth be told, you tend to prefer drugs to drinking
But you'd never pass up any absinthe that came your way! What Alcoholic Drink Are You?
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You scored as Tyr.

Tyr

90%

Thor

80%

Bragi

70%

Hel

70%

Skadi

60%

Odin

60%

Loki

50%

Njord

40%

Heimdall

40%

Freya

30%

Frigg

30%

Sif

20%

Freyr

20%

Balder

10%
Which Norse God or Goddess are you most like?
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ok the bit where i try to describe myself-yey this is gonna be fun!ok currently studying history at edge hill university and at the end of summer i will be moving into my third year. got my results and i passed so the third year is now an inevitabiltiy. i am a complicated, tormented soul, almost an enigma to some. i seem quiet and placid but im quiet fiery and short tempered when pushed.i spend every moment when im not working or eating or more importantly drinking listening to metal, and i mean METAL none of this pussy shit indie/emo/nu-metal fagdagaries. so i spend my life injecting "DEATH, SLAUGHTER, GENOCIDE, WAR, PIES, SONIC ASSAULTING CHIPS OF DOOM, SOCIAL MISANTHROPIES, ZOMBIES, SATAN AND ALL THAT DARK JAZZ into my ears whilst trying to maintain a moral existence.Charles Manson was influenced by the beatles imagine how much carnage i could cause listening to this shit!currently undertaking a couple of music projects and doing the venom tribute covers for a laugh and just want to pay homage to the godfathers of black/speed/thrash metal. also hope to get a black thrash project started any musicians would be greatly appreciated, doing stuff like possessed, kreator, sodom, suffocation etc.
Name: Jonathan
Birthdate: 9/10/85
Birthplace: bolton
Current Location: ormsville
Eye Color:
Hair Color: blue
Height: 5'11
Weight: 10 stones
Piercings: none
Tatoos: none yet
Overused Phraze: mines a pint
FAVORITES
Food: steak
Candy: irn bru bars
Number: 2
Color: black
Animal: shark
Drink: coke
Alcohol Drink: JD
Bagel: with beer
Letter: d for death
Body Part on Opposite sex: boobs
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing: mcdonalds
Strawberry or Watermelon: strawberry
Hot tea or Ice tea: hot tea
Chocolate or Vanilla chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: hot chocolate
Kiss or Hug: kiss
Dog or Cat: dig
Rap or Punk: punk
Summer or Winter: winter
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: scary movies
Love or Money: money
YOUR...
Bedtime: when i shut my eyes
Most Missed Memory: those drunken nights
Best phyiscal feature: legs
First Thought Waking Up: need a shit
Goal for this year: sacrifice a virgin
Best Friends: too many name sorry not being vain but its true
Weakness: MEIJU ENHO
Fears: being sober
Heritage: haha who knows
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: course
Ever Smoked: no
Pot: maybe-cant remember
Ever been Drunk: fuck yeah
Ever been beaten up: yep
Ever beaten someone up: yep
Ever Skinny Dipped: hell yeah
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: blue
Favorite Hair Color: red
Short or Long: long
Height: 5'10
Style: into metal
Looks or Personality: personality
Hot or Cute cute
Drugs and Alcohol: no drugs, jst the alcohol on nights out
Muscular or Really Skinny: muscular in a woman? fuck off
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: i regret none of my actions, your honour
What country do you want to Visit: them all
How do you want to Die: my guitar amp explodes on stage during a metal gig and takes me out with it fuckin awesome death
Been to the Mall Lately: does the concourse count, as i work there
Do you like Thunderstorms: yeah
Get along with your Parents: no
Health Freak: no, me dont be daft
Do you think your Attractive: no
Believe in Yourself: sometimes
Want to go to College: been
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Drink: yes
Shower Daily: yes
Been in Love: yes
Do you Sing: only metal songs
Want to get Married: one day
Do you want Children: maybe
Have your future kids names planned out:
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: been and gone
Hate anyone: hate is not strong enough rage for my hatred to slaughter certain people
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You Are 40% Abnormal
You are at high risk for being a psychopath. It is very likely that you have no soul.
You Are 100% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
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You scored as Death Metalist. Death metal alright!!! you love violence, torturing people, reducing humanity and you are a sick beast that doesn't care if only your home remains after a devastating armargeddon as you only need yourself to live.
Death Metalist

98%

Thrash Metalist

83%

Black Metalist

77%

Funeral Doom Metalist

73%

Heavy Metal/Old School

70%

Progressive Metalist

47%

Power Metalist

47%

Non-Metal

28%
Which metal genre do you love the most? (Prepare for a long quiz!!!)
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My Interests

Beer (alcohol in general), Music (my drums and Guitar), Women. in that order. hey life fast die young i dont wanna get commited.oh yeah if ye like here be me email [email protected] add us on msn im normally on when drunk its always worth a laugh.also recently discovered my inert love of the viking for some unknown reason, also done loads of readings into finlands mythological history-the stuff ive been reading is mindblowing. coincide it with the current crop of finnish folk metal bands and these books take on a whole different meanings. the vikings still kick ass though, considering they are my ancestors im gonna be a bit biased towards them

I'd like to meet:

there are just so many people i would cream myself to be in there company let alone to meet them. well i suppose dave mustaine, mantas and cronos, steve harris and the rest of the Maiden guys. danny lilker, dimebag and lemmy for a good nights drinking session. Bill bailey, jimmy carr and lee evans just so i can laugh my tits offalso the guy above, although i see that to be a balding future echo of myself! im gonna have a drum kit in my office and play death metal

Music:

AC/DC, Abscess, Accept, Aerosmith, Akercocke, Alice Cooper, Amon Amarth, Annihilator, Anthrax, Arch Enemy, Artillery, Assassin, Baphomet, Bathory, The Berzerker, Black Label Society, Black Sabbath, Blind Guardian, Blood Red Throne, Brutal Truth, Burzum, Cacaphony, Cannibal Corpse, Carcass, Cathedral, Celtic Frost, Children Of Bodom, Cradle Of Filth (old) Dark Angel, Darkthrone, Death, Death Angel, Decapitated, Deep Purple, Deicide, Destruction, Diamond Head, D.R.I, Dragonforce, Dreamtheater, Emperor, Ensiferum, Enthroned, Entombed, Ewigkleit, Exhorder, Exodus, Finntroll, Flotsam & Jetsam, Forbidden, Graveworm, Guns & Roses, Hammerfall, Heathen, Helheim, Hellhammer, Helloween, Iced Earth, In Flames (old) Inqusition, IRON FUCKIN MAIDEN, Jimi Hendrix, Judas Priest, Killswitch Engage, Kiss, Kiuas, Kreator, Laaz Rockit, Led Zeppliin, Manowar, Marduk, Marty Friedman, Mayhem, Megadeth, Mercyful Fate, Metal Church, Metallica, Morbid Angel, Motley Crue, Motorhead, Municipal Waste, Napalm Death, Nile, Nuclear Assault, Obituary, Onslaught, Opeth, Overkill, Ozzy Osbourne, Pantera, Paul Gilbert, Phantom, Pestilence, Prodigy, Possessed, Queensryche, Racer X, Rage Against The Machine, Ralph Santolla, Razor, Repulsion, Stormtroopers Of Death (SOD), Satyricon (old), Savatage, Saxon, Send More Paramedics, Sepultura, Slaughter, Slayer, Sodom, Suffocation, Tankard, Testament, Terrorizer, Twisted Sister, UFO, Usurper, Venom, Vital Remains, Vio-Lence, Voivod, Yngwie Malmsteem, Zyklon... width="425" height="350" ..

Movies:

Aside from struggling to find the attention to sit through them, i enjoy mainly war and horror films, but m also partial to some decet proper (AKA British) comedy films in the style of monty python, etc.

Television:

threw mine out through the window in a drunken state at a house party - true storybut recently managed to "obtain" another one hahaso now its top gear worship and erm hollyoaks, scrubs and anything with war in itanyway possibly the best top gear scene ever enjoy

Books:

unfortunatly i no longer have the time to read due to work, studies and band practice but i like to read up on finnish and pagan mythology, i seriously recommend you to read the kalevala if your interested in this subject. i also enjoy reading into the occult. of course due to the nature of my course i have to read the inevitable history texts!guess this degree malarke is paying off afterall

Heroes:

dont believe in heroes as they will only let you down.

My Blog

onslaught, fish and a distinct lack of alcohol

yeah so the last few weeks have been fun, really intense work but the years nearly over. managed to write 6000 words in a night, that was hardcore. oh well having a rare lazy break as soon to hammer t...
Posted by Thrash till Death on Sun, 06 May 2007 04:25:00 PST

I AINT DRINKING AGAIN....EVER....................? well maybe til tomorrow

alreet one and all, my god today has been messy, well mainly this week really.went out wednesday got bah mitzfared, twas a right state. if anyone can tell me what happened to me wednesday i would be m...
Posted by Thrash till Death on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 12:29:00 PST

read me it will change your outlook on life

now thats a bold attention whore claim isnt it?blogs arnt they fun? possibly the only viable window into my moderatly disturbed mind. anyway this degree thing is all going horribly wrong, haha more sh...
Posted by Thrash till Death on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 01:50:00 PST

my cd collection

ok this is a list of my cd collection. this is purly a list to keep track of what i own so i dont lose any of them incase they get leant out and never get returned (ie my send more paramedics album wh...
Posted by Thrash till Death on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 03:56:00 PST

hear the ghost of violence

OUT THERE THE MOON IS CALLING WITCHING HOUR DRAWS NEAR...my backs hurting again, same bloody area again maybe this time i will see a doctor. last time it got so bad i couldnt move properly. work sucks...
Posted by Thrash till Death on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 01:37:00 PST

extreme reverse diet of genuine stupidity

haha makes no sense and ive not even started drinking yet, anyhow im constantly frustated at my metabolisms sheer awesomeness of not allowing my body to top 10 stones, considering the amount i eat, dr...
Posted by Thrash till Death on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 09:44:00 PST

year 3 begins and were already being savaged for money.

if it wasnt for students this shitty little town of ormscrud and its landlords would be right royally fucked. today our landlord came bounding over demanding his rent for the term. now then boys and g...
Posted by Thrash till Death on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 04:51:00 PST