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Satana Montana ™

I scare boys.

About Me



I'm Stacey. I'm a stripper. I don't have any kids. I don't have an education. My father never beat or molested me. I love metal, strippers, video games, cartoons, horror, gore, and the occasional pornographic film. I think I'm funny. ( but im the only one) I hate drugs, druggies, pot heads, drunks, skanks, and cunts.I'm single, and that wont change unless your perfect.

My Interests

mainly myself to be quite honest.

I'd like to meet:


I would like to meet someone who hasn't had sex with Melody Rembold. Mmm. Think upon that my children. Then, I would like to meet.
Though I probably said that I have. I have never been in love. And, I'd like to meet someone who I can love, and dedicate love songs to. ♥

Music:

I listen to that sometimes.

Movies:

Violence, Gore, Blood, Death. I love Star Wars, and Lord Of The rings! I told my 1st grade teacher that I wanted to be a vampire. Vampires still inspire me. I also like movies based on comics, and video games.

Books:

Vampirella and game informer.

Heroes:



My Blog

Nothing says I love you, like a restraining order.

Today, a guy parked his car at a red light, ran over to me, and told me that I was the most beautiful girl he had ever seen. Two weeks ago, I was walking down the road and caused a collision because t...
Posted by Satana Montana ™ on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 11:12:00 PST

333+333=666.

Someone who broke my heart got his heart broke. Instead of being a cold heartless bitch, and celebrating, I mostly feel sympathy. Its kind of weird. also, I miss melody. and, i hate druggies, sluts,...
Posted by Satana Montana ™ on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 12:06:00 PST

i know the strippers real name!

Hi. I'm Stacey, and i don't give a fuck. I'm a stripper, and the bibles a crock of shit. I'm better looking than the average american, and my hair is real, bitch.  ...
Posted by Satana Montana ™ on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 10:51:00 PST

I keeps it real.

Dear fans, I moved out of the fuckin motel. Now I live in the beautiful highlands.Life is alright. I miss Melody. Work is alright. My boyfriend situation is egh-egh. I don't know what his problem is, ...
Posted by Satana Montana ™ on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 01:44:00 PST

Bitches ain't shit.

Talk shit one more time. See what happens. And if your thinking to your self "Is she talking about me?" Then yes.. Yes I am. None of you KNOW Melody or myself. So stop running your mouth. We've heard ...
Posted by Satana Montana ™ on Sat, 12 May 2007 08:33:00 PST

Slice of poop.

I don't know. I just wanted to write a blog. Yo, I got a job making a buttload of money. I am friends with alot of new awesome people. And, I am friends with people I use to be friends with, and then ...
Posted by Satana Montana ™ on Thu, 03 May 2007 01:07:00 PST

Blah, Blah. Fucking Blah.

 I am a wreck. I am content with it. Its the only way I know how to be. Though  I say I am content. I really want to start winning. So, I am going to make that happen. I deserve better than ...
Posted by Satana Montana ™ on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 02:01:00 PST

Sometimes.

I wish I was an emotionless, empty robot. I hate having feelings. They suck. And they always get hurt.
Posted by Satana Montana ™ on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 09:29:00 PST

I hope you get the clap.

It has come to my attention that an old friend of Melody and myself has decided to run her cock sucker once more, because we are just that fan-fucking-tastic. Don't write OUR friends telling them lies...
Posted by Satana Montana ™ on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 08:23:00 PST

No body puts Stacey in a corner.

So, I use to think Melody was a faggie emo kid for liking this song so much. I've always liked it too. But, i finally understand what it means. So, I think this is my theme song for the moment. Drink ...
Posted by Satana Montana ™ on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 01:18:00 PST