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WAYLON

When attacked by a circus, go for the juggler!

About Me

I am a Tour Manager for bands and also tend bar for my friends place when I am not on the road. I like to write about my travels on the road, of which I have posted a couple on my blog. I like to breathe and eat food and when frisky, dancing naked in a rain storm awaiting lightning to hit my rod.I like collecting jars of urine (not mine, that would be sick), and playing with matches and running with scissors. My Mom and Dad said when I was born an Angel went to Heaven, Angel was their dog. Currently taking it easy at home after surgery on my spine,and gearing up for the 2007 touring season.

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My Interests

Music, Golf, Shooting and hanging out with my friends and family, Cooking, Camping, Hosting parties and BBQ'S for friends and touring bands, Movies, Touring the world, Reading,Designing tour books, passes and flyers for tours, Hiking, Trying to find answers for questions that can't be answered, Blueberry pop tarts, Indian and Thai food, Meeting new people. .. width="425" height="350" .... -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- Begin Roadiejobs392x72 --

I'd like to meet:

That one girl from that movie that did that one thing...

Music:

Battles,Jebediah, Mclusky ( RIP ), Dalek, Your Code Name Is Milo, Destructo Swarmbots, Mark of Cain,Muse,Frank Zappa,Brandston,Buckcherry,Screechin Weasel,The Ramones, Porn, Melvins, Fantomas, NOFX, Led Zeppelin, NWA, Tool,Wargasm,Nuclear Assault,The Jesus Lizard, Stanford Prison Experiment, Girls Against Boys, Isis, Will Johnson, MTF, The Smiths, The Cure, Queens Of The Stone Age, The Sleepy Jackson, Altamont,Godhead,Tomahawk,Slayer,Marvin Gaye,King Diamond,Metal Church,Otis Redding,Kreator,The Misfits,Carnivore,Sepultura,Helmet,Pantera,Buck Owens,Scorpions,SOD,MOD,30 Seconds to Mars, Joy Division, Moms Rocket, Mojo Filta , Chicago, Boston, Thin Lizzy, UFO, Public Enemy,The Porkers, Death Cab For Cutie,New Model Army, Killing Joke, The Accused,U2, , Waylon Jennings, Johnny Cash, Roxy Music, Oceansize, Ozzy Osbourne, Jam Camp, King Jr., Wu Tang Clan, Butthole Surfers,Shooting at Unarmed Men, Iron Maiden, Honky,Big Black,Murder City Devils,Celtic Frost,Flaming Lips,Probot,Suicidal Tendencies,Forced Entry,Assault and Battery,Napalm Death, Screaming Trees,Peeping Tom and anything with Cow Bell!!!!

Movies:

The Boondock Saints, To Kill A Mocking Bird, The Man With The Blue Flannel Suit, Phantasm,Demons 1 & 2,Donnie Darko,Good Fellas,Bullet,Romper Stomper, The Good The Bad The Ugly, Van Wilder, Romance X, Saw, Cemetary Man, Blood in-Blood Out,Bad Lieutenant, Secretary, Shakes the Clown, Hated, My Pretty Pony, Full Metal Jacket, Near Dark, Susperia, My name Is nobody,The Hitcher, Once Upon A Time In the West,Signs,Super Troopers, Hostel, Saw 2, Waiting, Rosemary's Baby, Omen 1,2,3, Shaving Ryan's Privates, Forrest Hump, Purple Stain, The Wadfather,House of 1000 Corpses and anything with Unicorns and Rainbows...

Television:

The Family Guy, Ghost Hunters, The Simpsons,MXC,Gareth Marenghi's Dark Place, Harvey Birdman, Lost, 24, Angel, The Office, Rescue Me, Supernatural,Chelsea Handler Show, Saved, Las Vegas,House,The Soup,The Sheild, The History Channel, The Learning Channel, Medium,Space Ghost Coast to Coast, X-Files, My Name Is Earl, Scrubs, Fear, The Dailey Show, The Stephen Colbert Report ...That's French Bitch!...and Adult Swim!

Books:

Anything by Hunter S. Thompson, Bukowski, Salinger, Sedaris, Vonnegut, Gaiman, King, and The Yellow Pages.

Heroes:

My Mom,Dad and Family.

My Blog

Polite ways to say you have to poo.

Polite ways to say you have to Poo. 1.         &nbs p;   I'm starting to crown because the brown is going downtown. 2.    &nb...
Posted by WAYLON on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 09:33:00 PST

Survey's, yeah I fill them out!

Fill THIS Out Let's see who REALLY knows me... Lets see the funny crap u people come up with! YOU fill in the blanks about ME even if u dont have any idea what they are and send it back to ME. But fir...
Posted by WAYLON on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 02:16:00 PST

I don't like Mondays, tell me why

What the fuck, after a dinner consisting of 3 bowls of egg salad and 2 Hershey bars I adjourn to the bathroom. Post vomiting out my ass, I go for the wipe and my finger breaks through the paper and ne...
Posted by WAYLON on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 01:38:00 PST

Date 2

There is a knock on my door; I open it to see Phyllus standing there with a big toothless grin. My first thought is " How in the fuck did she find out where I live" the second " She wants her $9 dolla...
Posted by WAYLON on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 09:17:00 PST

Blind date, or was she?

Blind dates. Never been on one and never thought they worked.  So when my friend said he had the perfect girl for me, the first thing that came to my mind was, wow, finally a woman into bondage,...
Posted by WAYLON on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 01:28:00 PST

Tour Diary Entry 2.75 "Tastes just like herion"

Fucking Shit Cakes,             This is the first I had time to write a letter on this busy as a hooker on 2 for one night tour.     I can't...
Posted by WAYLON on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 03:29:00 PST

Rate Jam Camp At Bluebeam Radio and ACIDplanet.com

Jam Camp is currently on Bluebeam Radio and have their own page on the website. Please take a look and don't forget to rate the artist and rate the song. You will have to wait 5 minutes between rating...
Posted by WAYLON on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 02:45:00 PST

Laundry mat Hilarity

    The laundry mat, what a wonderful place to meet people. You know the kind, homeless, prostitutes, crank heads and the fucking annoying. So here I sit doing the crossword minding my own b...
Posted by WAYLON on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 11:55:00 PST

Random babbling

I wrote this as a reply to a good friend of mines e-mail. Not sure what the hell I was thinking but it is a peek into my brain. God help me...   Yes I agree, it was a sunset of emotions flowing l...
Posted by WAYLON on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 02:28:00 PST

So you want to be a Tour Manager

  Hey kids, want to grow up to be a Tour Manager? Here are a few tips!                       &nb...
Posted by WAYLON on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 03:00:00 PST