Gracie Jiu-jitsu, www.saccmma.com, Judo, St Augustine Combat Club, the ocean, surfing, lifting weights, movies, school, music, accidental art, intentional art, seeing how long i can hold my breath, movies you have to read, books you have to think about, music you have to get familiar with, spacing out at work, or school, or both, willpower, the dictionary.com search bar, really old televisions, adjusting the volume constantly during movies, pink and blue (especially in dot form, but also as clothing or paint), wearing the same thing all week, clearance bins, natural and artificial light, wasting 4 hours on youtube and watching video clips of people getting hurt but not too badly... If you think you are beaten, you are;If you think you dare not, you don't;If you'd like to win but think you can't,... you won't.If you think you will lose, you've already lost.
I'd like to meet:
Jesus Christ .. width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" ..IPPON!!!
Music:
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John Mayer, Chris Tomlin, James Blunt, Ray Charles, Fats Domino, Stevie Wonder, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Ben Harper, Bob Marley, Jack Johnson, Mark Brousard, T-Bone Walker, Robert Johnson, Jimi Hendrix, Bob Dylan, Eric Clapton, B.B. King, Steve Morse, Elton John, Albert King, Third Day, Jeremy Camp, David Crowder Band, Kutless, Dave Mathews, Sublime, The Beatles, Lincoln Brewster, Deftones, Far, Most 80's Music, Taproot, Rage, Maroon Five, Tool, Perfect Circle, 311, Metallica, Janes Addiction, Doors, Zeplin, Soundgarden, Pantera, Minor Threat, Dead Kenedys, System of a down, Alice n Chains, The Ramones, Coldplay, Sex pistols, Nofx, Fall Out Boy, The Killers, Fugazi, Depeche Mode, The Bravery, Weezer, Nonpoint, Kelly Keeling, Jars of Clay, Foo Fighters, John Meyer, Cold Play, Audioslave, Bob Marley, Casting Crowns, Queens of the Stone Age, Jack Johnson, Rolling Stones, John Mayer, Chris Tomlin, The Killers, Maroon 5. the list goes on; ... Any group or person with tallent that has somthing important to say
Movies:
Mulholland Drive, Momento, Gummo, Office space, Crash, Gladiator, Ice Age, Pleasantville, Lord of the Rings, The Matrix, Any Jet Li Movie, New Jackie Chan movies, Reality Bites, Scarface, Conspiracy Theory, American History X, Shrek, CKY, Falling Down, UFC, Any Denzel Wash Movie, The Incredibles, Boondock Saints, The Way of the Gun, Fear and Loathing in Lan Vegas, The Jacket, Clockwork Orange, The Grinch, Christmas Vacation, Last Samuri, Snatch, Napoleon Dynamite, Vanilla Sky, Ray, Cider House Rules, Top Gun, Total Recall, Back to the Future, Weird Science, Brewsters Last Millions...
Television:
Does anyone really have time for TV?
Books:
What test do we have tomorrow?
Heroes:
Of all the gifts you could give the US Military, Prayer is the very best one..... God Bless Our Troops!!! "No arsenal, or no weapon in the arsenals of the world, is so formidable as the will and moral courage of free men and women. - Ronald Reagan Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death. As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history. Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement. Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there. When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever. Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made. Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian. Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Norris. Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once ate a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate. Chuck Norris was the original Danny Tanner on the hit family sitcom, "Full House". He was replaced by Bob Saget after an unfortunate incident with one of the Olsen triplets. If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face. Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow down. The only child ever to survive a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris was Gary Colman. He has not grown since. Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't mess with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf. If you look in a mirror and say "Chuck Norris" three times, he will appear and kill your entire family... but at least you get to see Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.Writen by Chuck Norris Scrollbox Code from KillerKiwi.net
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