DINOSLUT

I cuss whenever the shit I feel like it, but I have no tattoos, but I think they're hottt(with 3 t's). I drink at work, ha ha..no I don't, in fact, I don't drink at all and that's no lie. I have fake nails, but only cuz I live in vegas and I have to have something fake. I tell the truth,... always. I think I can freestyle rap, and I'm right, i can, but only when I'm drunk. If there is nothing to drink except warm bud light, I'm cool with that. For some reason I sometimes hate people before I ever meet them, but if you know me...I'm super duper nice, is that bad? I have blonde hair, but am dying it dark brown again real soon. Sometimes I forget how to spell random words and I use my phone texting thingy just to double check. I have a bachelor's degree, so I'm super totally smart, like seriously...I am. Did I mention I'm a bartender in Vegas? Sometimes I stay up all day AND night cuz I'm just wild like that, ask anyone. I have a super small family and a chihuahua,.. she's small too, but can do like 8 or 9 totally awesome tricks. I seriously think dudes should use the "about me" section strictly for penis size only. I use the word balls alot to emphasize whatever I'm trying to say like, "I'm balls cold!" It really gets the point across...don't you think? Sometimes I squint my left eye just to read/type/drive,.. better.....whoa, even i think that's weird. Anyways, I like to dance and I like to sing and sometimes I turn the tv on at the same time as the stereo cuz I like to party.