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Geoff

If I have my head up my ass, then how do you explain my great hair?

About Me

I'm the strangest dichotomy you'll ever meet. I'd stake my life on it. Here's why. I'm:

(1) A sci-fi geek who knows nothing about coding or computer programming.

(2) A masculinist who doesn't like watching sports.

(3) A beer drinker who also likes near beer.

(4) A heterosexual male who drinks herbal tea (decaf).

(5) A hotel employee who hates dealing with people.

(6) A grown man who watches cartoons.

(7) An introvert who likes to socialize.

(8) A cocky bastard who doubts himself.

(9) A person who eats out and likes organic food.

If any of this makes any sense to you, by all means continue.

Oh yeah, I forgot one. I'm also an aspiring writer, which means I pretend a lot. I never left my spaceship phase.

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

I'll talk to/meet anybody, as long as you don't smell like jockstrap, but I'll stop dead for:

(A) Cute geek chicks.

(B) Publishers.

(C) People who also like tea.

(D) Fellow microbrew hunters.

(E) Anyone who gets a chubby from watching THIS or THAT!

Music:

Celtic, Techno-Trance, Folk, Alternative, World, New Age, Nostalgic Rock, NO EMO!!!

And Alanis has earned some newfound respect in my eyes due to this...


Movies:

Anything involving sci-fi, zombies, swords, sorcery, kung fu, musical numbers, or all of the above. But here are a few examples to give you an idea:
Six-String Samurai
Azumi
Titan: A.E.
Casshern
Nochnoy Dozor
Brotherhood of the Wolf
Vidocq
Returner,
Bubba Ho-Tep
Buckaroo Banzai
Big Trouble in Little China
Hero
Shaolin Soccer
The Incredibles
Kill Bill
Asoka
Once Upon a Time in China
Once Upon a Time in Mexico
Wonderful Days
Lord of the Rings
Star Wars
Matrix Trilogy (shush!)
Legend of the Sacred Stone (i.e. The Kung Fu Puppet Movie!)
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Main Hoon Na
Veer-Zaara
Strings
Krrish
And...
FUCKING SERENITY!!!!
Just to name a few.

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Television:

Adult Swim

Veronica Mars

Smallville

Firefly

Babylon 5

Anything Trek (prior to Voyager, and only the first and fourth season of "Enterprise")

Alias (the first three seasons)

24

Lost

Stargate SG-1

Stargate: Atlantist

Farscape

Fairly Odd Parents

Jimmy Neutron

Invader Zim

Last Exile

Battlestar Galactica (old and new)

Avatar: The Last Airbender

Oh, and Heroes rocks my sock. It's working on sock number two.

Books:

I hadn't set foot in a book in a couple of years, but broke down and picked up "The Wheel of Time: Book Eleven - Knife of Dreams". Robert Jordan FINALLY got to the point. Kick-arse book. Well, so far.

Heroes:

The best new show on television.

The guy who did this...he has brass ones.


My Blog

Herbal Regimen Revised

The week that passed was one of great revelry and mirth - a week's worth of art walks, karaoke, pirate parties (with porn), birthdays, breakfast potlucks and happy hours. But this isn't about tha...
Posted by Geoff on Mon, 07 May 2007 02:37:00 PST

Yet Another to File Under "Random"...

Tonight I bore witness to something strange, surreal, and spectacular...A man who looked like this...Wearing this...Clad in this...Singing the themes to this...And this...Wow, I say. Wow.How can one ...
Posted by Geoff on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 03:06:00 PST

Night Troll Plea...

Ladies and Gentleman of the "wired world", may I have your attention please? Thank you. Let's begin. This is a note of caution to all of you out there who like to imbibe alcohol. I count myself among...
Posted by Geoff on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 01:12:00 PST

Geriatric Park

The comedy of errors continues...   After leaving work on Monday morning, my shoulders slumped. Several hours of errand-running awaited me before I could call it a night(...er...day). A...
Posted by Geoff on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 12:58:00 PST

She's Grey...

Tonight I attended a CD release party for a local band, Intervision. The event was - well - as you would expect an anticipated venue concert to be; packed to the gills with adoring fan-types and vario...
Posted by Geoff on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 01:24:00 PST

The Definition of Absurdity

According to Dictionary.com, an absurdity is "the condition or state in which humans exist in a meaningless, irrational universe wherein people's lives have no purpose or meaning."Example:Today, while...
Posted by Geoff on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 12:45:00 PST

Sometimes it's good to be a hotel night troll...

Not often, but sometimes. As a result of being a nocturnal peon of the hospitality industry, we get to stay in Napa Valley for only fifty bucks. More money for wine tasting. Even my mother agreed. ...
Posted by Geoff on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 08:16:00 PST

Quickie Blog: Respite Rundown

I've decided to plagiarize Nancy's list approach to update everyone on my vacation thus far. The below contents will be summarized in list form:Lessons Learned on a Low-Key Vacation:(10) California hi...
Posted by Geoff on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 10:55:00 PST

Off

There are times when a man should be nowhere near a keyboard, that being moments of extreme emotional turmoil. Some would claim literary inspiration stems from suffering, an opinion I don't share. I p...
Posted by Geoff on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 12:39:00 PST

Finally! A Banking SNAFU that Worked in My Favor

For the last couple of weeks, I've been dreading something. Being broke. The fund from the crashed Taurus is almost all but depleted, I barely make enough to cover the bills each month, and I have a v...
Posted by Geoff on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 03:09:00 PST