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jason

they say guitarist make the best lovers... but all i can do is whistle. :'(

About Me

what is it i can share with you that would make you think that i am the dashing and exciting young man that i am? im a funny guy, or so i have been told, i like to make sure people are happy and will try my damnedest to stave off silence when around friends. i draw. and am currently working on my portfolio so i can hopefully whore out my artistic soul so as to accommodate the living situations i do believe i deserve! i love my friends and family. even though they are crazy here and there i still love em. i guess thats enough of the things i like... and we can go over a few things i dislike. i do not like the feeling after you clip your finger nails. i dont like stubbing my toe. and im not too found of cooked carrots. and at this point... i dont know what else to share. im sure if i have sparked your interest, youll let me know.Easter Bunny

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My Interests

making the peanut butter and jelly sandwhiches of tomorrow.

I'd like to meet:

teddy roosevelt and a ninja.... or... a teddy roosevelt clone that has been trained by ninjas. and... abba.

Music:

i listen to a lot of different music, in my playlist you will find anything from crystal method to kittie to sublime to queen. mamas and papas, three dog night, commander cody and his lost planet airmen, outkast, the doors, pink floyd, my own random songs that i bust out when bored, but i have a special place in my heart fo zepplin, skynard, hyndrix, the doors, oooh mr blue sky from electric light orchestra is also pretty cool... but yeah anyhoo that genre of music makes me feel all warm and cuddly inside.

Movies:

im down with anything. good, bad, whatever. i have sat through some of the worst movies known to man and also some of the greatest. i grew up with 3 women in the house hold so i have seen my fair share of girly movies. so i have seen a wide variety. i did enjoy how to lose a guy in 10 days. boondock saints, the first ninja turtles, pulp fiction, requiem for a dream, way of the gun, anything with zombies, patton, any godzilla flick, silly kung fu films, 1941, the princess bride... i own it and the book (word), monty python and the holy grail, and so on and so on.

Television:

i love television.. probably more than someone should admit. except chuck norris... i hate him and his show. although total gym has changed my life, but thats another story for another day. to name a few shows... usually anything on adult swim... family guy, aqua teen hunger force, sea lab 2021. seinfield. anything on the history channel. law and order. any show on the construction of cars or motorcycles. insomniac with dave atell. southpark. and recently ... how i met your mother. oh and deadliest catch.

Books:

i dont read as much as i should, i guess. however when i do read i have a hard time putting down the book. ill read anything that can capture my attention for a little bit or if it was written by JD Salinger... i love catcher in the rye (which by conspiracy theory since i have 3 first names... and bought the book... then i must be an assassin). most recent book ive read was shadowfall by james clemens.

Heroes:

i have two i can think of off the top of my head... ben & jerry. they have been there everytime i have needed them... props to their little pint sized buckets of happiness.

My Blog

i think my relationship has soured

i know ive only been with her for a short time ... but things are changing fast. and i dont think that its for the better. there are long periods of time where we dont speak to eachother... or can sta...
Posted by jason on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 10:51:00 PST

first time

so i finally caved in and changed my top 8. id like everyone to know... that i did not edit my friends list when tom gave us the luxury. i stuck by the order that myspace had assigned... until now. da...
Posted by jason on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 03:11:00 PST

behold the power of abba!

so last night i was a guest at the whole foods employee appreciation dinner with elaine. and the night started off slow... when they opened the dance floor there was one couple out there bustin a move...
Posted by jason on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 10:11:00 PST

doh

so this evening i decided to buzz my head. nothing out of the normal. i was in the bathroom getting ready... took the guard off of the clippers and oiled the blades. after oilage i started to trim. no...
Posted by jason on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 11:19:00 PST

torn.

so last night was a bit crazy. and thankfully there were only a handful of people that saw me at the worst of it. and fewer still... are the ones who know me. anyhoo... i decided to recoup today, not ...
Posted by jason on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 12:00:00 PST

words of wisdom

i have come to the conclusion that life is like a bunch of legos. when you focus in and are searching for one particular piece... its harder than hell to find... but the moment you start looking for a...
Posted by jason on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 11:48:00 PST

this is how i roll... er... draw. yah thats the ticket

so i have a character design ive been working on. first time ive really thrown color on a character like this. its not finished yet.. but i thought id show my work as i go so yeah... thats it so ...
Posted by jason on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 01:05:00 PST

a surprise to say the least

so ive moved into my new place got my bathroom set up, and my "office" area set up rather nicely.... like a responsible young man i decide to do my first load of laundry in the new place... set up my ...
Posted by jason on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 10:02:00 PST

capri suns!!!

so i was at the grocery store yesterday and i walked past a display for capri suns... and i bought a box. they still havent changed the drinking mechanism, but the juice is still delicious. i did howe...
Posted by jason on Tue, 16 May 2006 12:11:00 PST

northward bound

hello humans. in a mere 7hrs and 40 min i shall embark on a trek spanning 600 mi of grueling road. i expect an 8 hr duration for this trip. soon oregon will be victim to jason yet again..... *clears t...
Posted by jason on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 09:42:00 PST