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pyZe

I am here for Dating and Friends

About Me

Am alloa's number 1 scenester. there has yet to be a swaray where ma presence hasny lightened the place up. so if you want me fur a 21st, engagement party or low key illegal rave juss give me the call.....a only charge expenses!Stacy Slater geez me the Horn, so stick that in yer pipe and smoke it! By: Rachael

My Interests

Mark enjoys the the pleasures of asian porn, Strong alcohol (especially brandy, bacardi and dark rum), Iona Wallace, Techno, Techno, Techno, Bratz dolls, Prague, Krakow, Baby Pink, Cum on the face shots, Volvic - touch of fruit, Retro Cartoons, Dance-offs, Piy day, other pish!

I'd like to meet:

Yer band are pish - fuck right off!

Music:

MOGWAI . THE SMITHS . JOY DIVISION . THE VELVET UNDERGROUND . MORRISSEY . PAVEMENT . ARAB STRAP . THE STROKES . BEACH BOYS . BJORK . EARLY MANICS . YYY's . NOEL COWARD . LIBERTINES . BOB DYLAN . INTERPOL . THE STREETS . SUPER DIRTY ELECTRO . DEPECHE MODE . STEPHEN MALKMUS . PRODIGY . THE HORRORIST . DAVE CLARKE . JEFF MILLS . 2 MANY DJ'S . BUSTED . JOHNNY CASH . THE WHITE STRIPES . DIZZEE RASCAL . ARCTIC MONKEYS . KRAFTWERK . THE HIVES . KANYE WEST . LILY ALLEN .

Movies:

KEVIN SMITH FILMS,DARIO ARGENTO FILMS,ALFRED HITCHCOCK FILM,DARREN ARONOFSKY FILMS,JOHN HUGHS FILMS (SPECIAL MENTIONS - BREAKFAST CLUB, SIXTEEN CANDLES, WEIRD SCIENCE AND UNCLE BUCK),JEAN PIERRE JEUNET FILMS,WERNER HERZOG FILMS,ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN,ADVENTURES IN BABYSITTING,THE GOONIES,BACK TO THE FUTURE TRILOGY,INDIANA JONES TRILOGY,LORD OF THE RINGS TRILOGY,WILLY WONKA AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY (NOT CHARLIE),WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT?,LOST BOYS,ST ELMOS FIRE,DAVID LYNCH FILMS,OLIVER!,AMORES PERROS,CITY OF GOD,SALO,BATTLE ROYALE,Y TU MAMA TAMBIEN,MANNEQIUN,HOME ALONE 1 AN 2,PRINCESS MONONOKE,SPIRITED AWAY,Dr STRANGELOVE,SIN CITY,JAWS,CONFESSIONS OF A TEENAGE DRAMA QUEEN,CLOSER,BAMBI,DUCKTAILS: THE MOVIE,MIGHTY DUCKS 1 AN 2,BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA,TEEN WOLF,SCHINDLERS LIST,ECT ECT ECT

Television:

TEACHERS,GARTH MERENGHIS DARK PLACE (WHERE THE FUCK IS THE DVD?),COUNT DUCKULA,PEEP SHOW,TIN TIN,PHEONIX NIGHTS,MURDER SHE WROTE,THE MIGHTY BOOSH,EASTENDERS (FOR RUBY AND STACY),RIVER CITY (FOR HEATHER),HOLLYOAKS (FOR NANCY)

Books:

FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS 1984 RULES OF ATTRACTION

Heroes:

Kurt Russell - the boy's got skills!Kevin Wicks - man's man!Russell Brand - what a hunk!

My Blog

Latvia and err shite!

Hi Troops, Everyones favorite gentleman caller is hear to enlighten your little life with another blog of sheer pyoor dead brilliant-ness! The boys from the bowrie (Me, Gilwhore, Thinteeth, sLEEzy, H...
Posted by pyZe on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 04:37:00 PST

Back by popular demand...

Hello boys and girls, Av no wrote wan ae these fuckers in a wee while and can imagine you're chomping at the bit to know what Mark has been up tae! It's all go....am off to Latvia in 3 weeks to get my...
Posted by pyZe on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 08:32:00 PST

SHITS AND GIGGLES

Hello Freaks, Can anyone help me, am lookin for a pretty little japanese girl whos daft enuff to steal ma virginity! spread the word! anyway, am at work, riddled with that friday feeling, yet somewhat...
Posted by pyZe on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 06:15:00 PST

Fritag Fun

Ola little imposters to my throne, Time for another friday blog while im full of the spirito de weekend and am in such a fantazmaglorious mood! unfortunatly, me and faggit burdin still huvnae bee...
Posted by pyZe on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 03:45:00 PST

Diz Anycunt....

.......want tae go halfers oan a bastard wae me? I'm feeling particularly fertile today! Anyway, the weekend is upon us, and the beer festivals in town! which means farmers daughters who like the scru...
Posted by pyZe on Fri, 26 May 2006 04:06:00 PST

POLAND - THE AFTERMATH

hello my little fans... Polska Polska has sadly came an went... it's the place to be seen likes...cheap as fuck drink, sexy as fuck chicks, kebabs for £1! shots of vodka, all the dancing you could eve...
Posted by pyZe on Sun, 07 May 2006 11:09:00 PST

POLAND

Whats happenin motherfuckers? Incase you fannys dinny know, Am off to see the wizard next thursday. When I say "Wizard" I do ofcourse mean Poland! I will be getting up to such fun shinnanigans as...
Posted by pyZe on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 04:23:00 PST

I just found.....

ma romancing the stone dvd! life is worth living againe! does anycunt want to go oot wae me? we can watch it thiger an see michael douglas at his best! lindsay lohan used to really pump ma knads befor...
Posted by pyZe on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 01:49:00 PST

you canny beat a bit ae...

pud watchin in the gymnastics! thank fuck fur the commonwelth games! anywiy, its saturday and am gonny get cunted thinight and probably make a fool ae masel.... HAPPY DAYS!  ...
Posted by pyZe on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 05:13:00 PST

check this shit out

yay....im watching highlander (which a goat free in the news ae the world)! sunday papers rule..... didny get arctic monkeys tickets or morrissey tickets which sooks big black 12" cock..... but theres...
Posted by pyZe on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 12:28:00 PST