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the adventures of stanley

nice guys sleep alone

About Me

my name really isn't stanley, it's ANDY but you can call me jessie

My Interests

i'm really interested in the psychology of the african snow snail. i mean, what's that all about?

I'd like to meet:

a drunk porn star hitch hiking in my neighborhood with a bag of cheeseburgers

Music:

high society, the unknown, blackfish, bumpin suzies, the heather brooks band

Movies:

that one movie about that hot girl that ditches that guy and then he tries to win her back and falls in love with her friend in the process. oh yeah, that's every movie ever made. suck it.

Television:

theandyhowardshow.com

Books:

the divinci code rocks my nuts off

Heroes:

that guy that runs into a burning building and saves a cat. what the hell was he thinking?