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Cannibale LECTURE

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About Me

Cannibale Lecture - L'avion CRASH
Cannibale Lecture - Black melting potion
Cannibale Lecture - Moments mort et stupide avocats
Mah.....ma....ha.... Nous sommes de la scene locale de Valleyfield, cette peninsule est situer a l'extreme Ouest de la calotte polaire. Nous parlons de transmissions, de differenciel et nous passons a la radio FM. Nous sommes constitues a 97% de quartz et de 3% d'ozonol, ce qui nous demarque des autres groupe de la region. Nous decrivons notre musique comme étant du type KARAOKE-FREE-SPEECH-DELTA-SLUDGE. Nous sommes un trio.
BOOKING [email protected]
10$ cd regulier.
200 000$ edition speciale.
Disponible au Studio Turmel (Valleyfield) et Marche Du Disque (Chateauguay)
Merci. Et pour nos amis anglais....**UN NOUVEL EXTRAIT DE NOTRE NOUVEAU LIVRE**
Well done Cannibale Lecture, you have passed out, you are nearly dead. You are a translucide piece of flesh. Your hair are laser-beam, your mouth is full of dead cells for the future, your eyes are vomit, VOMIT I said! Stop looking at me like a fucking pregnant male SEA-HORSE, you are to the edge of life...you are the sailor, the captain of your life-boat, but you need a better quality of coal, fuck steam propultion, go for the plutonium thing...the real fucking deal....you take my breath away Cannibale LECTURE.
**This from our new book "Musclez votre Lecture:The rotary club must die". You can make your purchase on E-BAY.**
We love read books. We like PigFarm and our self-control.
UPDATE!!!!!!
Above of your heads are suspending letters from my words, after a full-lenght intrumental record...we have decided to put our voices of hummingbirds with aids together and sing....so it will be the same songs....but with voice. Please enjoy youself...we have new songs too(?). Like you can see, we have finish our slimy debut album. The artwork by Sim Loiselle is faxed in the stratosphere and this audible phantasm is produce and recorded by David Dugas-Dion, we will sell it 10$. So buy it. 16 tracks, 16 succes to make you puke all night.
We are your new favorite NO-MORE-FREE-SPEECH KARAOKE BAND.

My Interests

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Member Since: 12/7/2005
Band Website: geocities.com/cannibalelecture
Band Members: Can Lec is Alex Poirier, J-F Jodoin, Martin Hoek.
Influences: The Melvins, Taxi Driver, Fantomas, Tube-It, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Aphex Twin, Deftones, Mr.Bungle, The Ventures, Car crashes, Dick Dale, Estradasphere, Cannibal Corpse, Devo, Arseniq33, Ed Gein, The Locust, Anal Cunt, Tomahawk, The Cure, Death, Nintendo 8-Bit, Takashi Kitano, Faith No More, Ramones, KATAMARI DAMACI, Blasting All Rotten Fuckers, Rainbow Island, Discrete, Naked City, MXC, Something to drink, Concorde Crash, David Cronenberg, GWAR, Nirvana, Beastie Boys, Primus, Melt Banana, Sega Genesis and DreamCast, Boredoms, Les CLaypool, Refused, The Residents, Megaman, Empty Brother Paul, Zamfir, Sinaatra!, Sausage, TurboNegro, David Lynch, BucketHead, Stanley Kubrik, Karoshi Paranoia Excalibur, Trevor Dunn's trio-convulsant, The Police, Daughters, Pink Floyd, The Holy Mackerel, Bucket of Bernie Brains, Takashi Miike, Faxed Heads, Polysics, Secret Chief 3, John Zorn, M.Patton, HORSE the band, Zappa, Genghis Tron, The advantage, Volfied, The Cars...

Sounds Like: ...........An acid indigestion...and of course...she is extra-strength...........

Record Label: cuchabata records
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

(Lyrics) Moment morts et stupide avocats

De très raffinés ongles de poudreLe genre de trop gros conducteurUne sorte de trop charismatique jus de citronDes mots venu de graisse, qui sont laids les bling-bling(s)Ou t'as trouvé tes choses laide...
Posted by Cannibale LECTURE on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 11:42:00 PST

(Lyrics) Rockabilly summer camp

You torn my black jeans, best thing ever. Bee-cause when I have my 4 tracks and my pockets full of time warps the sun blaze not moon cry. Tu veux t'en aller maintenant, quand meme reste si tu est pret...
Posted by Cannibale LECTURE on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 12:22:00 PST

(Lyrics) Acid Piano Bar

ACID-PIANO-BAR The name is not the one that I choose In fact yes but the wrong, unable It's more like vapor through the head Full of desert The snake on the dirt fill my mouth I look, I grind, my...
Posted by Cannibale LECTURE on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 05:35:00 PST

(Lyrics) L'avion crash

L'avion crash The bee stings me right between the LEGS Legs Legs. Oversea dream must be the bee who stings my binary lines, Airlines I take the best to see my perfect bee. (x400)   (Martin Hoek)...
Posted by Cannibale LECTURE on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 05:56:00 PST

(Lyrics) Paxil gone wild (circa 81)

Paxil gone wild (circa 81)   Edit the life style for the pixel girl At your side she flips the coin for the sweat on the sweater and all. Directional pad connex The oily guys in panties Who show ...
Posted by Cannibale LECTURE on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 05:51:00 PST

(Lyrics) Vapor Boat (Black Pontiac)

Vapor Boat (Black Pontiac)   It's another type of crime Having phone is quite unaccepted You should be a flat cell The same as the ones you hate   WAX HAND FOREST BURNING PLASTIC WOODCA...
Posted by Cannibale LECTURE on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 05:44:00 PST

(Lyrics) Lecture bastardisante

Lecture bastardisanteDickhead reads his boneThe lithium streamlife flows around hereThe lecture is on the skinThe answer is so CLEAR!Headline says : DANGERZONEX,Y and Z are my favorite lettersC makes ...
Posted by Cannibale LECTURE on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 03:00:00 PST

(Lyrics) War and bee

War and beeRiff countryRiff cuntRiff countryThe drum is so pure I like this beatYou lovely pulsationI will not scream at youBee-cause you have the real thing!I'll do the white worm inside you.We will ...
Posted by Cannibale LECTURE on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 03:16:00 PST

(Lyrics) Ex-wife's telephonate

Happy mid-novemberLight in my eyesCommercial season Is now really goodNot so bad lungsExotic stringGreen flash under the blue jeansWaist-her-small-pantsThe father wants the besssst parts of the body.T...
Posted by Cannibale LECTURE on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 05:02:00 PST

(Lyrics) Black Melting Potion

Black Ninja Level Fifty Six Medieval mastercraft and wizards and mage of baron forest twenty six hours of waste control casting ice wall on you. Medieval mastercraft and wizards and mage of baron fore...
Posted by Cannibale LECTURE on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 08:14:00 PST