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snub-nose monkey

I am here for Friends

About Me

i think it's funny that this is everyone's favourite part to fill out but never read:
My name is Danielle and I live with my fiance, David, in our darling Costa Mesa condo. We have pet squirrels and oppossums that live in the trees in our backyard. and we also have bunnies. yes, i never thought i'd be a rabbit person either.
I am a psych and health major at the renowned OCC. oh yes. i thought about getting a job ... but then i thought again.
I have three awesome younger sisters whom i fly up to visit with whenever i can. but other than them I don't really keep in touch with anybody consistently.
So I spend my time doing the games and activities in my interests list, but also: i watch a lot of law and order because i love Vincent D'Onofrio; david and i like to walk down to the 24 hour doughnut shop at 2 in the AM; i compulsively buy and use exercise dvds; i feed the squirrels; i record too many shows on the dvr that i never watch;
Oh, and I WILL NOT ADD YOU if you have a bunch of porn stars and hoochies as your first page of friends. so thanks. and PLEASE identify yourself via private message before you ask to be added.

My Interests

my interests, now categorized!

Games
scrabble/ phase 10 & skipbo & uno/ scattergories/ bingo/ texas hold'em/ blackjack/ taboo/ boggle/ billiards/ chess

Activities
bike riding/ rock climbing/ hiking/ cooking and baking/ eating my cooking and baking/ swimming/ working out, especially pilates/ jumping on trampolines/ tennis/ reading/ wine tasting/ being a goober/ keeping warm/ writing/ doing artsy-type doolydoo

Things
christmas lights/ soft serve frozen yoghurt/ people/ new places/ old favourite places/ david l./ music/ ceramic fowl/ flowers/ boba

adopt your own virtual pet!

I'd like to meet:

well I initially signed up for myspace to try and meet cool new friends in my area but so far there's only trendy "i'm the most unique-est" college kids and partying wasteoids. now I just use it to see if any of the kids I went to high school with got fatter than me. SO if there is anyone who wants to play tennis at my place, go to the beach, or teach me how to rollerblade then pm me please.

I am NOT looking for male friends who are interested in more than friendship. so please do not messege me saying, "hey what's up cutie." thank you in advance.

Music:

TOP TEN SINGERS/BANDS:
Bright Eyes
Cansei de ser sexy
Foreigner
Elton John
Enya
The Faint
The Verve Pipe (not to be confused with The Verve, who were good, but not as)
Neva Dinova
Spoon
Weezer

(those are not in a particular order)

Movies:

Chumscrubber, Ice Age, Match Point, Stay, Charade, Children of Men, Lucky Number Sleven (i know there are more but i am retarded)

Television:

RIP: CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM. Law & Order, the Original; Law & Order, SVU; Law & Order, CI. LOST. Psych. Daily Show with Jon Stewart & the Colbert Report. Forensic Files. Cold Cases. Hustle. Simpsons. South Park. BBC's The Office.

Books:

1984, Appetites, Starving Hearts, The Great Gatsby, Animal Farm, Catch-22, Slaughterhouse 5, Etiquette books...it's hard to remember them all.

Authors:
H.P. Lovecraft, Anne Rice, Kurt Vonnegut, George Orwell, Rod Mckuen (poet)

Heroes:

audrey hepburn is my hero. and however cheesy this sounds: dave is my hero too. maybe it's just his money and his light saber.

My Blog

wtf

facebook is so lame.  lamer than faceparty.  i don't know what the hype is all about.  i am a true myspacer i guess.   well anyway we might go see evan almighty tonight.  if e...
Posted by snub-nose monkey on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 03:23:00 PST

vegas as in the city and not plural of "vega"

so last weekend was my first legal vegas trip. yes it took me three days to recover from it. maybe we shouldn't have gone in the SUMMER where the days were a cool 97 degrees out and the nights ri...
Posted by snub-nose monkey on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 07:10:00 PST

wii kin reed. and like a fiend.

dude, our public libraries around here suck. all the books are like one my old decrepit grandmother had from when she was a child and there was no dirt there were only rocks to play with.  i bet ...
Posted by snub-nose monkey on Thu, 31 May 2007 11:08:00 PST

guess what

not appropriate for myspace!
Posted by snub-nose monkey on Tue, 29 May 2007 08:57:00 PST

the moral of the story

today something very important was pointed out to me that i had realized in certain areas but never applied it to this myself. so here it is:  if you turn out to be a normal and sensible and non ...
Posted by snub-nose monkey on Mon, 14 May 2007 10:39:00 PST

la glace de chef danielle!

  On Ben and Jerry's website you can do a flavour creator so these are mine so far: Hazel's Nutty Mocha Cake: cake batter ice cream, hazelnut pieces, chocolate covered coffee beans, and a hazelnu...
Posted by snub-nose monkey on Sun, 06 May 2007 03:37:00 PST

fer sure

i am supposed to be getting a new digital camera right now but instead i am making a permanent butt impression on the couch. ahhh, such is life.  i am going to santa barbara this weekend. i will ...
Posted by snub-nose monkey on Fri, 04 May 2007 03:59:00 PST

i am a mom!

haha to FOUR RABBITS. yo.  yes you will get pictures of pokey and goose and chubster and crazy eyes, soon.  (two lops and two hotot dwarfs respectively- that's like two different languages r...
Posted by snub-nose monkey on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 08:36:00 PST

so i herd u liek mudkip

my pokemans brings all da boys to da yard n dere liek YA WANNA TRADE CARDS im liek DAMN RITE I WANNA TRADE CARDS i can beat u i got charizard
Posted by snub-nose monkey on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 12:51:00 PST

stalker powers activate!

so what did i do on this grand bland sunday morning at my mother's house?  i went through my ancient yearbooks and searched for old friends.  a lot of them had private profiles (lame) a...
Posted by snub-nose monkey on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 12:31:00 PST