About Me
Well, me and my best friend Gilbert just got to college. Everything was great, until the Alpha Beta Fraternity burned down, and we were forced out of our dorms to live in a gymnasium. So, we tried to go Greek, but no one wanted us, probably because we are Nerds. We then got a great idea of teaming up with all the other social outcasts and forming our own fraternity. Lambda Lambda Lambda or Tri-Lams. We met some really great people such as: Wormser, Lamar (you should see this guy throw a javelin), and can't forget about Dudley 'Booger' Dawson. Now, my life consists of on going prank wars with Stan Gable and his minions, including one guy named Ogre. Also, I moved in on Stan's girlfriend. She had no idea what was coming. It was a little rapish, but when you have a social status of a lepur, you just have to bend the rules a little. I got off. Her name is Betty Childs, she loves the nerd cock. Last, me and my nerd friends just won the greek competition at our school. We are super excited, I think we all have a chance of making it with a few of the Omega Mu's. Damn those Mu's are sexy.