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The world started spinning the other way and no one noticed but me?

About Me

Well i'm tall, black, gay you know, your typical deprived kid from the ghetto. J/K i'm so white washed its not even funny. I guess i'm your typical gay boy, I like musicals, clothes, BOYS(obvioulsy) and most of my best friends are girls. If I were straight, I'd marry Savvy in a heartbeat, because she is the coolest girl on earth and she totaly wrote that in there and though that i wouldnt see it. I'm a music major at CSUN and I know what your thinking. If you have even heard of CSUN your probably thinking "oh that must be such an easy school to get into" well yeah it is, but the music department is really good here. Ummmm I don't know what do people say in these stupid things. I'm really loud, impatient and sometimes just down right annoying...now for the bad stuff LOL. No, but most people tend to think that i'm a really nice guy, and maybe a little too nice at times. People tend to take advantage of me a lot of the time but hey what goes around comes around.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: JP
Birthday: 1/23/86...just count
Birthplace: ummmm L.A.
Current Location: Santa Clarita
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: black
Height: tall
Right Handed or Left Handed: it depends
Your Heritage: Black
The Shoes You Wore Today: Converse
Your Weakness: boys
Your Fears: boys...and spiders
Your Perfect Pizza: hawaiin
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: learn the violin
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LMAO!
Thoughts First Waking Up: sex
Your Best Physical Feature: my lips...i guess
Your Bedtime: morning
Your Most Missed Memory: huh? why would i remember
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mikky Dees
Single or Group Dates: depends
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: what are these questions?
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: tea
Do you Smoke: smoke what?
Do you Swear: fuck no
Do you Sing: if only u knew...
Do you Shower Daily: ok
Have you Been in Love: i hate that word
Do you want to go to College: duh
Do you want to get Married: if it was legal
Do you belive in yourself: hell yeah
Do you get Motion Sickness: no...i get sick from standing still
Do you think you are Attractive: some parts
Are you a Health Freak: please
Do you get along with your Parents: if theyre out of town
Do you like Thunderstorms: HELL NO!
Do you play an Instrument: yes...well better than the average person
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: duh
In the past month have you Smoked: LMAO!!!!!!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: i cant remember
In the past month have you gone on a Date: i guess
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeah...thats where i went on my date
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: yes...and i mean a box
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: mmmm yeah
In the past month have you been on Stage: of course
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: i wanted to
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: from where
Ever been Drunk: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
Ever been called a Tease: i wish
Ever been Beaten up: yup
Ever Shoplifted: does that count robbing banks?
How do you want to Die: laughing
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: the "weird" teacher at skool
What country would you most like to Visit: UK baby
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green or blue
Favourite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long Hair: both
Height: not taller than me
Weight: not fat
Best Clothing Style: huh?
Number of Drugs I have taken: can you repeat the question?
Number of CDs I own: i dont
Number of Piercings: less than i want/none
Number of Tattoos: : (
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 14.6523
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LITTERING AND.....LITTERING AND.....SMOKIN THE REEFER

My Interests

hmmmmmmmmm, my life pretty much consists of music, music, music and more music....and boys. I really have a passion for music. I am mainly a vocalist, but I play a little piano too. My other passion is cheerleading, but that can get to be an expensive hobby. I am also really into dance and have even seriously considered pursuing a career in it, but I think that would just be wasting all of the time that I have put into music. Time will tell.

You Are From Venus

You love all forms of beauty. You love dressing up and anything luxurious. A social butterfly, you're incredibly popular and a great host. You're known for your fairness and affection. And as a friend to all. Careful though! You're desire to please may make you too willing to conform. Be yourself. Focus on what matters to you. You'll be all the more popular for it. What Planet Are You From?

Take the quiz:
what kind of drug are you? (includes pictures)

weed.
you are weed.you are laid back, ralaxed and outgoing.

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wow i dont know why i insist on looking so ugly in all my pics....LOL!

munchies are a BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!

damn i got a big ass....

so...what do u and your friends do?
BUT U GOTTA HAVE FRIENDS.................

IdyllWILD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!/palm dessert...

so yeah this is like the hottest thing ive ever seen...EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'd like to meet:

If you are or know Daniel Radcliffe(Harry Potter)

I will be your slave for all eternity if you would just introduce me to him so I can tell him that we are engaged because I still think he doesn't know...

Music:

I really like classical music because i like to take it apart in my head and anaylize the different techniques the composer is using. Sorry, I know thats really dorky. I also like normal musoc too though. I like R&B. pop, aome alternative...pretty much everything. My favorite is techno/house and that really cool music from India, i think they call it Telugu.

This is from Devdas the best musical EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and its in french... can this poster get any better
Eric Prydz - Call On Me
this is the gayest sr8 video ever. I LOVE IT!!!!!!!

and we can not 4get that crazy bitch Bjork...All Is Full of LOOOOOOOOOOOVE!!!!!!!!!!!

Movies:

It's funny, I reallyon't like love stories because I just get bitter and depressed, so my favorite type of movies are horror flick. It sucks though because no really good ones have come out in a while. I really like zombie movies and stuff like that. I also really love musicals and Disney of course(im gay remember). i guess some of my favs are...The Wiz(the black version of the Wizard of OZ), Zoolander, Coming to America, Spice World, and any movie with vampires in it. And last but deffinately not least Devdas the greatest Ballywood movie EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that lantern is from one of my favorite scenes in the whole movie!!!!!!!!!!

shes a whore, but shes the hottest whore ive ever seen(no really, shes a whore)

i also luv n e movie with my babys daddy ie Daniel Radcliffe!

HE'S SO HOT RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Television:

Mostly all I watch is the Cartoon Network and animal documentaries. No I don't like Friends, Sex in the City or any of those other popular sitcoms. Except i love Charmed. Guess I'm just a big kid. The PowerPuff Girls is the best show ever, I love those little bitches LOL

Books:

I don't read, but if I did all I would read was all of the Harry Potter books over and over again. and sex stories

Heroes:

Jesus is my best friend, but we just are't talking right now, you know the whole gay thing he doesn't like so much, so for now I look up to Oprah. oh yeah and we cant forget...THE POWER PUFF GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

look at how hard those bitches work.

I dont know why this says rainbow boxers....but YAY!!!!

My Blog

see yourself through my eyes

Rules: Write a statement intended for 10 random people. NEVER TELL which one is intended for who.1. We have been friends for such a long time and even though sometimes we can't stand eachother we sta...
Posted by *_I Hate Vagina.com_*" on Fri, 05 May 2006 11:43:00 PST

put this on your cracker and eat it....THINK PEOPLE!!!!!

Gay marriage. 1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning. 2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the...
Posted by *_I Hate Vagina.com_*" on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 02:39:00 PST

will someone drink me....

I feel like i'm a cup thats full of water... except instead of being full of water i'm full of love... and just like water my love is so nurturing and refreshing... I'm surrounded by thirsty people...
Posted by *_I Hate Vagina.com_*" on Wed, 14 Sep 2005 08:12:00 PST

best friends, WHAT IS????...READ THIS!!!! and HELP!!!!!!!

i'm just gonna put this out there, cuz secrets only make more drama. All it is is a question or two or three...and it will mean different things to the people that know me... Can I just be friends...
Posted by *_I Hate Vagina.com_*" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST