I like robots. And ninjas. But not ninja robots. Ninja pirates are ok, but only in small doses. They get annoying quickly. Do NOT get me started on robot pirates (ala Thundercats Hammerhand).
I'd probably most like to meet people like me who are a bizarre combination of nerd and ninja AND/OR pirate (pirate path will require auditon of your "ARRRRR", matey).
Intelligence is sexy. So I'd like to meet intelligence (I've met her! See below!). They say patience is a virtue, but I firmly believe patience was a virgin. I am not a patient man.
Or maybe I'd like to meet a breakdancer. But only if they will show me how to do the robot. If you won't show me how to do the robot, move along, potential breakdancing chum.
I'm not very good at quiet wisdom. Loud, ranty, blunt wisdom? I'm chock right full of that. I give fantastic advice. It is not my fault that my advice is likely the last thing you want to hear.
I'm a terrible liar. I turn all red and go shifty-eyed. So most of the time I tell the blunt truth. Sometimes people think I'm being mean, but I'm not. The truth can be hurtful, though, and this society has deemed that anything that hurts is "bad". "PSHAW!", I say to that (Yes, "PSHAW!"). If you don't want to hear it from me... don't DO it! And then if I try to say it about you, I'll turn all red and shifty-eyed!
I have cats. Three. They are my leader. I take people to them. Well... I think they bring the people. I am just a delivery boy. Do NOT shoot the messenger.
I'm now engaged! Yes! What? Yes! Oh. Hello! I am a very, very, VERY lucky man! Who is the lucky lady? Check out my #1 friend, yo.
My blog: http://haotian.livejournal.com
My DeviantArt (art) account: http://haotian.deviantart.com
My gallery (Art and photos): http://www.mental-case.com/gallery
