free-styling, making beats, nutting on groupies
I'd like to meet:
Mugabi would like to meet someone who has Steven Hawking's phone number so he could have phone sex with his computerized voice. Also anyone who can lick their own elbows, anyone who has ever teabagged a quadrapalegic, and Slug of Atmosphere so El Jay could hit him in the face with a steel lawn chair (for writing some songs that are gayer than Greg Luganis' swim trunks) to make select members of Therapy Session cry like bitches!
E-Dub would like to meet anyone that can answer the question of "When a midget poops, is it as big as a average person's poop or is it as small as a hamsters?", anyone that gives away free food, anyone that can piss and not have the last drop hit their underpants, anyone that likes the word "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" and uses it everyday, anyone that can lick the back of their neck, Also Dub-E would like to meet Dana Colley, Mark Sandman (RIP), Billy Conway, and Jerome Deupree so he can do Ric Flair chest slaps and Hulk Hogan leg drops to them just for El Jay.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Therapy Session
Birthday: Jan. 2005
Birthplace: Big D's studio
Current Location: All across the city, all across the country
Eye Color: multiple colors
Hair Color: many
Height: 6 inches and above
Right Handed or Left Handed: ambidextrous
Your Heritage: lil polish, lil pacific islander, lil italian
The Shoes You Wore Today: just socks
Your Weakness: vagina
Your Fears: killer vagina
Your Perfect Pizza: on a naked girl
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: an album
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: hi
Thoughts First Waking Up: morning wood
Your Best Physical Feature: our peni
Your Bedtime: when eyes close
Your Most Missed Memory: that one time in band camp
Pepsi or Coke: Poke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Donald King
Single or Group Dates: Group Gangbangs
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Tea Bagging
Chocolate or Vanilla: best of both worlds
Cappuccino or Coffee: Iced anything
Do you Smoke: Cigs...NO
Do you Swear: f*ck, sh*t, a$$, c*ck balls!
Do you Sing: we do
Do you Shower Daily: um...do you masturbate?
Have you Been in Love: stepped in it once or twice
Do you want to go to College: been there done that, still doing it
Do you want to get Married: when we're too old to wipe ourselves
Do you belive in yourself: if not, we wouldn't touch ourselves
Do you get Motion Sickness: we dont bounce on cocks, girls do!
Do you think you are Attractive: Select members are!
Are you a Health Freak: last meal: fat on a stick
Do you get along with your Parents: when we aren't yelling
Do you like Thunderstorms: rain can be relaxing
Do you play an Instrument: skin flute
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: We're drunk right now!
In the past month have you Smoked: 5 non cigarette smokers that rap, wow!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no comment
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yeah, sure
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: some of us work in one
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: reverse oreos?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: we like the taste of raw fish!
In the past month have you been on Stage: workin on it!
In the past month have you been Dumped: Just took a dump! Delicious!!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: too f-ing cold
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: a pen
Ever been Drunk: "you can't handle the truth"
Ever been called a Tease: yeah, when I take too long to stick it in!
Ever been Beaten up: next ?
Ever Shoplifted: yeah
How do you want to Die: in sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a famous hip hop star
What country would you most like to Visit: i hear there's hot bitches that need visas in Russia
In a Girl...yes please!
Favourite Eye Color: green
Favourite Hair Color: green
Short or Long Hair: green
Height: cock level
Weight: lite enough to toss like rag dolls
Best Clothing Style: naked
Number of Drugs I have taken: 2-6
Number of CDs I own: too many
Number of Piercings: n/a
Number of Tattoos: few
Number of things in my Past I Regret: no regrets
Music:
We listen to only our shit, bitches.
Movies:
Anything with midgets or Nancy Travis.....preferably both.
Television:
Family Guy and Diddy's Proactive informercial....because we all need to "maintain our sexy"
Books:
I wish Dub E would read his beat-maker manual for his computer so we can have an album dropping like a drunk sorority girl's drawers by August.
Heroes:
Eddie Munster, Beowulf, the guy in leather chaps from the Village People, Corey Feldman, Chet Lemon, Shannon Spruill AKA Daffney Unger, Slug of Atmosphere, The Empire Carpet guy, The Green Latern, Murs, Cage, Mac Lethal, Burger King, The Mernard guy's b.w.b daughter, Shelby Belle, Chasey Lain, Strange Famous, Go-Bots, Dani Woodard, Glen Quagmire, Kelly Wells, the evil monkey, Cactus Jack, those black cats who beat the piss out of Reginald Denny, Arthur Fonzarelli, Dose1, Arnold....Schwarzeneggar as well as Drummond, Jean Claude Van Damme, Peter North's prostate gland, Common, Snake Eyes of G.I. Joe, Billy Mays the Oxyclean guy, Gang Starr, Lloyd, Angus (not the steak but the movie), Taylor Rain, The Blue Meanie, Thunder Cats, Adam Sandler, Gary Pettis, Optimus Prime (the actual robot), The Red Rooster Terry Taylor, Kevin Maas, Yosh Kawano, actor Robert Loggia and Sole
