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Smooth Criminal

I am here for Friends

About Me

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
People know me.
I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
I piss excellence.

My Interests

Parappa The Rapper
Parasite Eve
Pac-Man
Space Channel 5
Tetris

I'd like to meet:


Si algo aqui encuentras mal y no te hallas complacido
No salgas de este lugar sin antes hablar conmigo.
Si cometo algun error no salgas afuera a decirlo
Y hablame sin rubor para poder corregirlo.
Recuerda yo soy humano por eso no soy perfecto
Ayudame tu a corregir mis defectos.
No seas indiferente muestrate franco conmigo
Porque ademas de tu semejante quiero que seas mi amigo.

Music:

--Common
--Lupe Fiasco
--N.E.R.D.
--Mos Def
--Pharrell
--De La Soul
--A Tribe Called Quest
--TI
--Kanye West
--Talib Kweli
--Gorillaz
--Nas
--Smashing Pumpkins
--Pink Floyd
--Rage Against The Machine
--Erykah Badu
--RUN DMC

Movies:

--Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind
--Amelie
--Gone In 60 Seconds
--40 Year Old Virgin
--Knocked Up
--Grandma's Boy
--Beerfest
--Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon
--Akira
--Waiting...
--Office Space
--Big Trouble In Little China
--Lost In Translation
--Nightmare Before Christmas
--Ghost World
--Closer
--Shopgirl
--Death Proof

Television:

--Sex And The City
--Initial D
--HEROES
--Girlfriends
--Doctor Who
--The Game
--Gossip Girl
--Veronica Mars
--Nip/Tuck
--Robot Chicken
--Law And Order

Books:

--In The Time Of The Butterflies
--The Shining
--The Joy Luck Club
--The Blind Assassin
--Fahrenheit 451
--Memoirs Of A Geisha

Heroes:



My Blog

Shake and Bake

Always classic:   "you are not put upon this earth to get it."  "do they make gertels for men?" "who you gonna call?" ...
Posted by Smooth Criminal on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 09:59:00 PST

dogma

Rufus: He still digs humanity, but it bothers Him to see the shit that gets carried out in His name - wars, bigotry, televangelism. But especially the factioning of all the religions. He said humanity...
Posted by Smooth Criminal on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 08:06:00 PST

maybe the laughs on me and life was telling me a joke

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Posted by Smooth Criminal on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 07:59:00 PST

Superman

"Not a great comic book. Not particularly well-drawn. But the mythology... The mythology is not only great, it's unique. Now, a staple of the superhero mythology is, there's the superhero and there's ...
Posted by Smooth Criminal on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 08:16:00 PST

.....

After a while you learn the subtle difference between holding a hand and chaining a soul, And you learn that love doesn't mean leaning and company doesn't mean security. And you begin to learn t...
Posted by Smooth Criminal on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST