Someone to grow old with, someone who understands that I am a full time student,work full time, and cannot take time away from either one of those things. Someone who will be straight with me(which by the way seems to be impossible).
American Psycho, Heartbreak Ridge, MST3K The Movie,
The Unit, Family Guy, The Simpsons, The Pretender
Anything by Terry Brooks, James Patterson, and R.A. Salvatore