Shana profile picture

Shana

Shock the Monkey!

About Me

*I have an unquenchable thirst for knowledge. *I am passionate about words. *I believe smart women are the sexiest creatures on the planet. *I am working on a master's degree in mass communication, but would give it all up to compose beautiful literature.
.. You scored as The Granola Dyke. Your love for the environment and passion for your beliefs can be a bit overwhelming at times, but your friends and family know you mean well.

The Granola Dyke


85%

The Student Dyke


60%

The Vaginal-Reference-Making Dyke


50%

The Bohemian Dyke


40%

The Stud


40%

The Surprise! Dyke


35%

The Little-Boy Dyke


30%

The Pretty-Boi Dyke


30%

The Sprightly Elfin Femme


20%

The Femme Fatale


20%

The Hipster Dyke


20%

The Magic Earring Ken Dyke


10%

The Quasi-Gothic Femme


5%
What Type of Lesbian Are You? (Inspired by Curve Mag.)
created with QuizFarm.com
Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com
I created my own profile using nUCLEArcENTURy.COM and you should too!

My Interests


Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com

I'd like to meet:

All fierce women everywhere! All lesbians who read Arlan's Daily Lesbian Moment blog! Arlan! You KICK ASS! Women who write SMART, sexy lesbian literature! Margaret Cho!

Music:

Protest music. Revolutionary ballads. Chants heard at protest around the world...

Movies:

All Michael Moore! The Manchurian Candidate! 12 Monkeys! Como Agua Para Chocolate! Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon! House of Flying Daggers! Lord of War! Good Night and Good Luck (It's BRILLIANT!)

Books:

Agatha Christie! (I think I'm her reincarnation). No Logo, Jihad vs McWorld, The Communist Manifesto, Affluenza, Culture Jam, Lies and the Lying Liars who Tell Them, House of Bush House of Saud, Open Veins of Latin America, Generation X, everything by Noam Chomsky, The Protestant Ethic and the Spirit of Capitalism, all sci fi by Greg Bear...

Heroes:

Mother Jones, Tom Paine, Noam Chomsky, Naomi Klein...

My Blog

WOAH! THAT Was Unexpected!

Some of you already know this, but most probably don't.In addition to my 10-year-old daughter Meredith (who's featured in my pics),Tony and I have a 12-year-old daughter, Allie, who we put up for adop...
Posted by Shana on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 06:04:00 PST

Give Me Strength!

Okay, so I have an appointment to speak with the chairwoman of my thesis committee this morning at 11:30. I've decided to take my thesis in an all-new direction. Well, honestly, to scrap my old idea a...
Posted by Shana on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 06:35:00 PST

God Trusts Queers More!

I originally saw this posted in the Gay Girls' Guide Blog, written by Leann Hurley.Check her out! She does amazing art!Anyhow, I found this quote to be remarkably heartening and funny!See what you thi...
Posted by Shana on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 08:55:00 PST

All You Ever Wanted to Know About the "Homosexual Agenda"

I can't take credit for the genius behind this blog, but it's ALWAYS worth a replay! The gay agenda:8:00 Wake up. Hug tree.8:10 Quick breakfast of Wheaties w/ banana and unborn fetuses, stem cells spr...
Posted by Shana on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 07:08:00 PST

Shana, as defined by the dictionary!

Shana --[adjective]:Pretentiously academian'How">http://www.quizgalaxy.com/quiz.php?id=83">'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at http://www.quizgalaxy.com" style="color: #FF0000;">QuizGalaxy...
Posted by Shana on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 07:25:00 PST

Life After Heterosexuality

I feel kinda like Rip van Winkle. I'm 30 and have (finally) emerged from a looong personal nightmare living a life of fear and self-hatred. My real self was hidden WAAAY at the back of the metaphorica...
Posted by Shana on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 12:03:00 PST

HOMOPHOBIA

HOMOPHOBIA I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everydayI am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.I am the prostitute...
Posted by Shana on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 12:23:00 PST

WTO Minister Proposes SLAVERY as a Cure for African Poverty

WTO Suggests SLAVERY Could Cure African Poverty Read from press release below: WTO ANNOUNCES FORMALIZED SLAVERY MARKET FOR AFRICAUS Trade Representative to Africa, Governor of Nigeria Central Bankweig...
Posted by Shana on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 02:34:00 PST

What's the Difference Between The Daily Show and other News Shows? Your Own Words

What's the Difference Between TDS and Other News Shows? I asked and you answered! Here are my favorites responses: The Daily Show at least admits that its of full of it. They know that they are full ...
Posted by Shana on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 08:52:00 PST

Daily Show Survey!!! Results are in!

The Results Are In!! It's what you've all been waiting for! I first want to thank everyone for participating--especially the 247 of you who answered every question on the survey! You're wonderful! Oka...
Posted by Shana on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 08:41:00 PST