Relentless Stringed Assault

About Me

So, this is the first re-working of my profile since around this time last year. Wow.
Events in my life have forced me to realise that this whole format's a bit rubbish. So, if you want to know me, ask me. I don't add anyone I don't already know (SO DON'T BOTHER.) so anyone reading this must already know who I am. If you're browsing and you don't know me, don't add me. This especially goes for bands. Kthxbai.
So since you already know me, there can't be too much problem in asking me questions about myself if you have any. I might just give an answer that surprises you.
Btw, this girl's brilliant:

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My Interests

Raping guitars.

I'd like to meet:

Myself. Just to see if the world explodes or not.
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Your Life: The Soundtrack
Opening credits: Rush - Tom Sawyer
Waking up: R.E.M. - Bad Day
Average day: Queen - Dreamer's Ball
First date: The Cranberries - Carnival
Falling in love: The Wanadies - You And Me Song
Love scene: Nine Inch Nails - Closer
Fight scene: Backyard Babies - Minus Celsius
Breaking up: R.E.M. - I'll Take The Rain
Getting back together: Feeder - Buck Rogers
Secret love: Billy Joel - Tell Her About It
Life's okay: Monty Python - Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
Mental breakdown: Blut Aus Nord - Procession Of The Dead Clowns
Driving: Led Zeppelin - The Immigrant Song
Learning a lesson: Guided By Voices - Hold On Hope
Deep thought: Oasis - Don't Look Back In Anger
Flashback: Sum 41 - Fat Lip
Partying: System Of A Down - Sugar
Happy dance: Fall Out Boy - Dance Dance
Regretting: Tyr - The Edge
Long night alone: Eurythmics - Here Comes The Rain Again
Death scene: My Chemical Romance - Welcome To The Black Parade (yeh wot)
Closing credits: Queen - Brighton Rock
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Music:

Queen
Iron Maiden
Type O Negative
Cradle Of Filth
Tyr
Amon Amarth
Megadeth
Thin Lizzy
Grave Digger
Skyclad
Rush
Therion
Sabaton
Arch Enemy
Blind Guardian
Avenged Sevenfold
Emperor
Jack Off Jill
Supertramp
Rammstein
Wintersun
HIM
Marilyn Manson
Metallica
Nine Inch Nails
Opeth
The Dresden Dolls
Iced Earth
Placebo
Sisters Of Mercy
The Killers
R.E.M.
Bolt Thrower
Kamelot
Bauhaus
Gamma Ray
Alice Cooper
Meat Loaf
Captain Beefheart
Manowar
Muse
The Cure
Murderdolls
The Prodigy
My Chemical Romance
Faith No More

Movies:

Fight Club
Sin City
The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Se7en
Constantine
The Aristocrats
Underworld
Minority Report
Monty Python's Life Of Brian
Monty Python And The Holy Grail
Monty Python's Meaning Of Life
And Now For Something Completely Different
Snatch
Lock, Stock And Two Smoking Barrells
The LOTR Trilogy
The Matrix Trilogy
Pitch Black
Platoon
Dogma
Pulp Fiction
The Indiana Jones Trilogy
The Green Mile
The Shawshank Redemption
Sleepy Hollow
Kill Bill vol. 1 & 2
The Craft
Event Horizon
Blazing Saddles
Robin Hood: Men In Tights
Man On The Moon
The Truman Show
Enemy At The Gates
Blade
The Incredibles
From Hell
Bram Stoker's Dracula
Interview With The Vampire
Full Metal Jacket
Gladiator
Highlander
The Libertine
The Ninth Gate
Brokeback Mountain
V For Vendetta
The Corpse Bride
Pirates Of The Caribbean

Television:

Stargate SG-1
Prison Break
Star Trek: The Next Generation
Quantum Leap
Blackadder
The Mighty Boosh
Garth Marenghi's Darkplace
Only Fools and Horses

Books:

Anything by Bill Bryson

Heroes:

You should never have heroes, they'll only end up disappointing you.

My Blog

We are but servants of the one with horns.

One or two girls I know might cry plagiarism, but I would just like to say I am in love with this song. It is simply beautiful. Out on the tar plains. The glides are moving. All looking for a new pla...
Posted by Relentless Stringed Assault on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 04:32:00 PST

Let me not to the marriage of true minds admit impediments.

Well, this sucks. I'm in considerable pain, and my parents aren't being too nice about it. Luckily I have some wonderful people who are being very nice to me and I'm happy. And I got an offer from ...
Posted by Relentless Stringed Assault on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 05:19:00 PST

I am become Death...the Shatterer of Worlds.

So here I am, stuck in my room, revising or trying to after four hours of non-stop work...bizarre as it may sound, Murderdolls actually help with the revision process. I've been absolutely bored out ...
Posted by Relentless Stringed Assault on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 09:56:00 PST

And you will know us by the trail of dead.

Twas the night before the night before the night before the night before the night before Christmas... And Phil was stirring very greatly. Not in a physical way...that would wake the parentals. No c...
Posted by Relentless Stringed Assault on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 04:05:00 PST