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Testiclees, Greek God of Horticulture

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Don't worry folks, the gun is 1) Not loaded and 2) A pellet gun .. width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" ..I am Walter Joseph Taylor, also known by the alias of Wally, and I hail from the American settlement of Shakopee, MN. I am many things, ranging from a short (5'5") white boy to the mythological creature known as the leprechaun. It is true, I am a leprechaun, and I have magic powers. I use these magic powers to increase my jumping height and to grow the sweetest goat ever (that's a beard on the chin only). I am what some would call unemployed, but I like to consider it stay at home volunteering. I don't have a car, but have become very skilled in getting other people to drive me around. I do drive my mom's VW Beetle, which rides very nicely, but I won't get one for myself because thats a very girly car. I wrestle (no, I'm not gay) and I am pretty good at it. I used to play football, but I stopped. Some people say I quit, I like to say I retired. I spend my time bothering a lot of people, but I like to bother the annoying little cripple across the street (I actually hit him in the face once on accident). I have two kids, one is one and a half years old and the other just reached one month. I also have a dragon that takes care of them while I'm away on Mars. Other than all of that, I am happily married to (insert hottie here) and spend my weekends in the Bahamas.
You scored as Slacker. You're a Slacker! Your are lazy and pathetic! Get up off your lazy ass, do some homework, and maybe excersise some!

Slacker


70%

Jock


65%

Skater


65%

Overachiever


45%

Thespian


40%

Outcast


30%

Nerd


30%

Band Geek


30%

Gangsta


20%

Scene Kid


20%

Prep


20%

Goth


15%

Garage Band Junkie


0%

Emo


0%
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You scored as The Amazing Spider-Man. After being bitten by a radioactive spider, Peter Parker was transformed from a nerdy high school student into New York's greatest hero. Peter enjoys the thrill of being a super hero, but he struggles with the burdens of leading a double life. He hopes someday to win the heart of his true love Mary Jane, the woman he's loved since before he even liked girls. Right now, he just wants to make it through college and pay his bills.

The Amazing Spider-Man


75%

Neo, the "One"


67%

Lara Croft


63%

Indiana Jones


63%

Captain Jack Sparrow


58%

El Zorro


50%

William Wallace


50%

The Terminator


46%

Batman, the Dark Knight


42%

Maximus


42%

James Bond, Agent 007


25%
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My Interests

Wrestling, football, church-league softball, food like crazy, almost anything.
Your Penis Name Is...
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I'd like to meet:

Extraterrestrials, other leprechauns, ladies, people
Walter is poisonous! Induce vomitting if ingested.
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Music:

Anything rock, scatter rap/hip-hop in there and you found my ipod

Movies:

The Matrix Trilogy (live on forever), Lord of the Rings triology, Jim Carrey comedies, Adam Sandler comedies, action movies, although I have gotten used to chick flicks cuz it seems whenever I have nothing to do there's one on.

Television:

TBS, Comedy Central, CSI

Heroes:

Any leprechauns, Spider-Man, Neo the One, myself

My Blog

Death

I find myself among those that I care for very much I watch them but I cannot speak I cannot feel their touch They each walk around the room In drab and dreary way They converse amongst each other But...
Posted by Leprechaun Magic on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 08:10:00 PST

somethin to say

Why I Live for This   I live for sports only a certain reason; Not because of the sweat, blood, tears, Not because of the practices that drive you into the ground, Not because of the agony of los...
Posted by Leprechaun Magic on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 07:53:00 PST