I'm Johan, I'm from Sweden but I'd rather be canadian..U can call me "Backhand Toedrag"
The hockey player survey
How old are you? 22.
What kind of skates do you wear? Vapor XXX.
How long have you played hockey? Long enough.
Do you know what a gongshow is? My mittle name.
Do you chew tobacco? Ya.
Have you ever dropped your gloves? Sure.
How many times? A Few.
Have you or do you play junior hockey? (The stepping stone to pro) Ya.
Have you seen Mystery Alaska more than once? More then twice.
Have you ever had relations with a puck slut? 112 of 'em.
Are you good enough to play in the NHL? No.
Were you drafted? Was I?
Do you know what "the Michigan" is? Ya.
Can you do "the Michigan?" Never tried.
Who is Sidney Crosby? Winkie.
What team do you play for? Radio X de Quebec.
What league do you play in? LNAH.
What number do you wear? 12.
Who is your favorite hockey player? Link Gaetz.
How many days a week do you play hockey? Enough.
What type of player are you? Shitshow.
Is it true that hockey players are one of a kind? Ya.
Whats a lipper? Chew.
Ever had a broken nose? A few.
Whats the best thing about being a hockey player? Beers with the boys.
Are you canadian? Pretty much.
Whats better? Skoal or Copenhagen? Grizzly.
Do you like the new NHL rules? No.
Do you wear a cage or visor? Do i shower with my sox on?
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!"
