Perplexing Questions |
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
If you choke a smurf, what color does ...
Posted by jared on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 10:46:00 PST |
What she really means... |
--Womanspeak....vs.... English
--You want = You want--We need = I want--It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now--Do what you want = You'll pay for this later--We need to ...
Posted by jared on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 09:53:00 PST |
History Lesson |
One of the fringe benefits of being an English or History teacher is receiving the occasional jewel of a student blooper in an essay. I have pasted together the following "history" of the world from ...
Posted by jared on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 09:48:00 PST |
Poopie!!!! |
GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.
CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on t...
Posted by jared on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 09:21:00 PST |
Famous "Last Words".... |
Famous "Last Words":
I'll get a world record for this.
Let me reach in and get your watch out of the printing press.
Hey there's no handles inside these car doors!
Gee, that's a cute tattoo....
Posted by jared on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 09:16:00 PST |
