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Maestro V

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About Me

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) High
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Very Low
Level 7 (Violent) Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Low
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Yeah, decided to take that survey thingy off because ite was taking up way too much space... will describe myself more in detail other than just that I'm headed to the 2nd Level on a Hell bound train later. For all those wondering, I am Ruben, I am also Maestro V. Maestro V is a modification on a nickname I had in my later 2 years of high school, Maestro. Came from my piano class where I had a bit more experience than those around me... I still got a D... but I became Maestro. *FLASH* Be on the look out for Maestro V! Considered psycho and insidious... the man is just nuts folks. Approach with extreme caution. Most often seen in the company of super hottie wife and way too intelligent twin boys. Repeat, approach with extreme caution. *That is all*

My Interests

World of Warcraft... that game rocks! Wrestling.... WWE or ECW ... TNA Sux! Plus... according to the Ohio State Highway Patrol, no body gets higher than Mr. Money in the bank, Rob Van Dam!(18 Grams will do it to you)

I'd like to meet:

Leonardo Di Vinci... The Original Sheik... Eddie Guerrero... of course Rob Van Dam... Rey Mysterio... Bret Hart... Sean Connery... Jackie Chan... and The Ninja TROGDOR!!

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Music:

Three Days Grace, Papa Roach, Linkin Park, Metallica, Megadeath, KISS, POD

Movies:

The Big Money this summer is on Pirates 3: At World's End... its going to rock!
I believe that Harry Potter OOTP (Order of the Phoenix) is going to be the break out movie of the summer.
Spiderman 3 is going to be cool... can't wait to see the Venom suit
Transformers, 5 words... more than meets the eye
Shrek 3 is going to be funny... not lookin forward to Justin Timberlake as King Arthur though...

Television:

ANIME!!! WATASHI OTAKU!Fav Series:
DNAngel (one word... twins...)
Sailor Moon (Laugh and I kick you, like in the shin or something...)
Ai Yori Aoshi (True Blue Love)
Onegi Sensei (Please Teacher... no its not as dirty as it sounds... its worse..lol!)
Hellsing (Yes, it was dracula!)
Exxcel Saga (Yes its stupid, but sometimes thats what you need...)

Books:

The Da Vinci Code was awesome!
I loved Avalon by Stephen Lawhead...Arthur will return when we least expect it My Manga! Mahoromatic (pretty girl in maid outfit *drool*) Ai Yori Aoshi (I hate when Manga is different than Anime... it makes me crazy... DON'T SAY IT... it is TOO a far push...)
Negima!... 10 year old English Wizard teaching at an all girls Japanese academy trying to keep his magic a secret... you do the math..

Heroes:

I am not a role model... and I don't model my life after anyone else.

My Blog

Maestro V’s Heel Turn...

In professional wrestling, a heel turn is when a character who is at the moment a crowd favorite or "baby face" does something unexpected and, in a matter of moments, gets the crowd from wanting him t...
Posted by Maestro V on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 09:31:00 PST

Maestro's Manefesto: J.O.B. Squad

Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to Maestro's manefesto...blah blah blah, disclaimer disclaimer disclaimer, okay on to the meat of the matter. There was a wrestling stable back in the mid 90-s called the ...
Posted by Maestro V on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 09:06:00 PST

Maestro's Manefesto

Disclaimer:  Maestro's Manefesto is the product of one man's twisted mind.  At no time should the advice given in this column be referred to as the work of a man who is considered sane by an...
Posted by Maestro V on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 09:36:00 PST

Random Thoughts of a Chaotic Mind...

some random thoughts I collect waiting for brain-dead Financial Aid Officers to call me... 1.  When a schizo tells a joke... who is laughing? 2.  If someone dressed half goth, half prep are ...
Posted by Maestro V on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 05:15:00 PST