Pole vaulting, truffle hunting, and presiding over animal husbandry (i was ordained ..).
A guy that looks just like me so that we could pull the tricks from Parent Trap... or a nice girl. (both are just as likely)
Death Cab for Cutie, My Chemical Romance, Blind Melon, Ween, The Strokes, The White Stripes, Verve, Pearl Jam, Willie Nelson, Muddy Waters, Coldplay (although every songs sounds exactly the same), Radiohead (please see Coldplay), Wolfmother, Led Zeplin, Iron Butterfly, Jimmy Hendrix, Janis Joplin, and Sarah Mclaughlin (only when I am in the tub with candles and feel like having me time.)
The Haunting, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, Amazon Women on the Moon, Groove Tube, Super Troopers, The Shining, Royal Tennenbaums, Rushmore, and way too many others to list.
Discovery Channel, Comedy Central (except Mind of Mencia and Naked Trucker and T-Bone), UFC, The Office, Family Guy, Dexter, Rome, etc.
Depends on my mood.
Steve Martin for being a comedic genious, Jared from Subway for keeping off the weight, and Teri Shivo for keeping off the weight. Oh yeah, I went there!