Oh so Toby - ProfilesArchive

About Me

i think morgan wade is the best thing to happen to bmx since the invention of the wheel....i used to bmx then my bike broke now i can't be arsed to fix it. shame really...
How to make a Toby
Ingredients:
5 parts weird
2 parts ego
Half a pint of JD
A pinch of weed
And a couple of dry roasted peanuts
Method:
Stir together in a an old beer can with a small Irishman. Add lovability to taste. Warning: may piss you off just for laughs.
What Harry Potter Character Are You?
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Rubeus Hagrid
You are Hagrid , the half giant half wizrd and the game keeper at hogwarts
Take The Quiz Now! Quizzes by myYearbook.comI like BMX, music and other stuff. Other stuff includes old school games and I like those 'which celebrity are you?' and 'what kind of underwear are you?' things, no really i do. they are sooo fun. i love them, really. i do. so much, they are just...well....just great.life is a bit shitty, life is a long road that leads to the city.

My Interests

my main interest in life is finding this hat....if you see it bring it to me and a handsome reward will be exchanged for it.

I'd like to meet:

Myspace LayoutsI want to party with this guy...I'd like to meet people who don't put on a front. That small minority of people who don't give a shit about what certain people think of them. The minute proportion of people who are actually safe. The people who hold doors open for women and walk them home not expecting sex, the last remaining true gents in the land. Anyone who smokes a pipe without crack in it. The few women who don't think that if a guy talks to them he wants to get some. Those rare people who make you feel on top of the world in an instant when you're down. The small amount of most that you can sit in silence and feel comfortable with. These are the people who I'd like to meet, greet and sit with.

Music:

"just feel the music flow within your body then push it out...just pump it out man."

-george 2005

I like alot of music. what i listen to changes every day. Monday may be jazz through to thursday then the rest of the week may be slipknot or incubus or jurassic five. point is i listen to lots of stuff and can't be arsed to list it all here.If I'm ever asleep at your house, DON'T FUCKING WAKE ME UP...I am 61% Dickhead.
.. I am abrasive, some people really hate me, but they're bastards anyway so I don't care. The only person I give a flying fuck about is me, so piss off you massive wanker. Take the
"Are you a Dickhead? Test"
@ some shitty website. click here.

Movies:

I like to watch films stoned, but when i get stoned...well see what happens after one spliff......Before......and after.I feel nice and evenly toasted, but i look like a wreck!Lotte seems to think I look like Ashton...do you????I am almost as cool as this guy...

I also play pool from time to time.

Television:

Porn and Top Gear...

Books:

Your mum...

Heroes:

The Flaming Penis.....

My Blog

it was a hard days night

right then on to the pressing business of last saturday night. allow me to just set the scene.....two like-minded prime examples of the male of our species sit down and have a bloody good dinner (if i...
Posted by Oh so Toby on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 10:35:00 PST

its quite simple really...

Sign my graffiti wall. You bastard!...
Posted by Oh so Toby on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 02:39:00 PST

what should i do?

I really dont know weather I am breaking some kind of unspoken etiquette by putting this sort of stuff in my blog....it is extremely sad that i even consider that kind of thing. fuck.anyway....L(.)(.)...
Posted by Oh so Toby on Thu, 18 May 2006 01:23:00 PST

what the bloody hell is it?

so what do we think of this?i think it could be some new age highly sort after vibrating sexy pleasure wotsit... ...or a super-mega ray gun. comments or suggestions on a post card please....
Posted by Oh so Toby on Thu, 18 May 2006 12:56:00 PST

lmao.....check it out.....

this is brought to you by the same guys who did that pokémon remake. fucking funny shit. as soon as the screen appears, pause it and then let it fully load before watching so it runs smoothly... ...
Posted by Oh so Toby on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 04:07:00 PST

hey ladies....

ok, this is a general message for women on myspace. i'm game for a chat about life or whatever but.... ....STOP SENDING ME FUCKING PICTURES OF YOURSELVES HALF NAKED! i have a girlfriend who i lo...
Posted by Oh so Toby on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 02:57:00 PST

simple little oddities

Simple little oddities are often a means for us humans to both communicate and completely confuse each other on a regular basis, if not, all the fucking time and at the same time. Why must our often o...
Posted by Oh so Toby on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 06:51:00 PST

"Actually guys I'm not going to rant about christmas."

The above quote was of myself at lunch/dinner yesterday. Everyone was expecting some epic plague of complaints to ascend up my throat, out and over the now warm meal that sat before us. Spoiling any i...
Posted by Oh so Toby on Mon, 26 Dec 2005 12:44:00 PST

HAND SEX NO MORE

I have done the week and she is my slave. MMMWWWWWHHHHAHHAHHAAA. I dunno what to do with her now, she can make tea i supose. However she did that before. I came off worse really, pun intended. S...
Posted by Oh so Toby on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 12:35:00 PST

Strange but true......

I have fallen in love with my girlfriend and i don't know how. Its quite lame of me really, due to the fact that stuff shouldn't happen so quick. I could try to explain but I fear that my brain may ex...
Posted by Oh so Toby on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 12:48:00 PST