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King Kong

I love inside jokes. I'd love to be a part of one some day.

About Me

• I actually enjoy my job. Both of them. • I don’t hate stupid people. They just frustrate me a lot. • I am terrified of midgets. • I say a lot of things just for shock value. Don’t take me too seriously. • If I make eye contact while you are talking to me, then that means I care about what you are saying. If I try to look away, then you should probably leave. • I have a few true friends in my life. I hold these people dear to me, and I don’t like it when you talk bad about them. • I honestly feel that most people I see walking/driving while I am out want me to run them over with my car. • I am usually surrounded by idiots. These people are nice to me, and I try to be nice back. Most of the time I am just messing with them. • I can’t stand literal people. • I am a closet nerd. Shhh…don’t tell anyone. • I sing really loud in my car, even when I am not alone. • Creed is the worst thing to ever happen to the earth. I loathe them. .. This next video was made by me: .. Pardon the cussing. I couldn't resist the funniest thing I've seen in a while:

My Interests

My family is the most important thing to me right now. I have two sons who are simply amazing in their own ways. My wife is wonderful and understanding and a true partner to all that I am. I am nothing at this point in my life without her. I am always interested in pretty much anything. I enjoy learning new things as well as doing something I have done my whole life every now and again. I like camping, fishing, being outside mostly. I also enjoy baseball and cooking. Who doesn't like to eat? I'd love to be a chef and cook for all of you. Except for you. I don't really like you. It's all a ploy to gain your trust.

I'd like to meet:

I don't really think I'd like to meet anyone. Is it bad of me to not want to make new friends? They are so difficult to maintain. What is the point of it all anyways? But, whoever invented Turkey Hill Orange Tea is my hero. That is definitely my drink of choice. People that enjoy sarcasm are valuable to me. I'm mean and I say hurtful things. Sorry.

Music:

U2 (Greatest Band EVER. Period.), Modest Mouse, Old Dave Matthews Band (pre Busted Stuff), Flyleaf, Billy Joel, The Killers, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Eminem, Blue October, Avril Lavigne, Gavin Degraw, Tenacious D, The Fray, Sesame Street on Broadway and probably a lot more that I can't think of right now.

Movies:

Well, at one time there was a lot of movies listed here. I guess someone did not like my choices. In that spirit, let me list them again: Star Wars Episodes I-VI, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Fight Club, Napoleon Dynamite, Borat, 40 Year Old Virgin, Old Disney classics (not the cartoons), Robin Hood (the old Disney classic cartoon), Boondock Saints, Matrix Trilogy, and pretty much anything with either Scarlett Johansson or Ewan McGregor (I named my son after him! He's obviously my favorite actor. NOT CHRISTIAN BALE) in it. I love 'em both.

Television:

Time to update this list due to the recent writer's strike. I guess they deserve it, but the lack of new shows and some of them being put off until the fall is just awful. Right now Lost is all I've got going for me. I am eager for Hell's Kitchen to start again (April 1st), and House will be all new soon. I have stopped watching wrestling. It eats up too much of my wife's time. Plus, I really think I have outgrown it. TV is only good anymore to put me to sleep. Maybe when we all go to HD I will become Amish and throw the TV in the street. British Office is hilarious. David Brent is too much sometimes. I also like an old sitcom called "Still Standing." Stephie hates it.I will also watch M*A*S*H, The Simpsons, South Park, Seinfeld (Greatest show of all time), and Family Guy whenever any of them are on. I do miss Duck Tales though. A-Team. I love it when a plan comes together.

Books:

I like to read comic books. Anything else is apparently a big waste of my time.

Heroes:

My father. He's a postman.

My Blog

Everything’s not lost and life is for living

I don’t get it.  I never know what to say, but sometimes I just feel like talking and "letting it all hang out."  Nothing really comes to mind at the moment, so maybe I will just see w...
Posted by King Kong on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 07:34:00 PST

What it means to me

It began like any ordinary day.  Well, I can't really say that.  Waking up at 1:45 in the morning with a phone call that her water broke didn't really start the day out right.  I did ge...
Posted by King Kong on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 08:27:00 PST

Spaced Invaders

Whenever life seems to catch up to me, I always seem to have more to do than I can handle at any one time.  At this very moment I should be sleeping, and yet the growling in my belly tells me I s...
Posted by King Kong on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 11:56:00 PST

random ramblings

Have you ever listened to music on the radio and not really know who the singer was or what they looked like?  Maybe, like myself, you have heard something in a grocery store or other retail esta...
Posted by King Kong on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 10:00:00 PST

Where's my green tie?

I am not really sure where this blog is going to go.  I really wish I had more subjects to write about because I enjoy writing, if not just for your pleasure, but also for my own.  You see, ...
Posted by King Kong on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 10:46:00 PST

The Big Timmy Quiz

 Create your own Friend Quiz hereI changed it up for you folks cause I hear a lot of you whining about how you dont know me at all or some bull.  If you read my profile, not even carefully, ...
Posted by King Kong on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 11:59:00 PST

Thursday

I sat down earlier this evening (I guess it was really this morning) with my daily dose of ramen.  Today's special was oriental flavor.  I was trying then, as I am now, to come up with somet...
Posted by King Kong on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 12:18:00 PST

Grocery Store Etiquette

This is a simple list of things not to do in a grocery store, EVER!  If you follow this list than your local "can flinger" probably won't hate you and your rudeness.1.  When you go shopping,...
Posted by King Kong on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 02:53:00 PST

Verizon Sucks

I just got off the phone with Verizon "Customer Service".  That's the biggest oxymoron ever.  What a total load of horse#$@& that was!  Those people suck so much they should just ad...
Posted by King Kong on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 09:11:00 PST

been a while...

Not sure what to write in here.  I don't really have any thoughts or ideas.  It seems that my imagination and writing skilz have been elsewhere as of late.  Not that I don't think a lot...
Posted by King Kong on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:40:00 PST