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Hailing from the suburbs of Manchester UK....2 masked bandits appear from the shadows....camel in one hand....ram in the other.....question is....which would win in a fight? the camel or the ram? The masked bandits let the camel and ram fight over some ASDA mineral water....the outcome was unknown....rumour is that a song was writtern about it......Later on that day.....the 2 masked bandits head for south america...where they meet up with the wahakasmanyala tribe...for some lessons in manners. After many hours of teaching from the tribe leader Cheif swillybillysmanata....they set up there instruments made out of nothing more than water...sand...and leaves...and they create a song....to remind them of there humble stay over at titsmallerthatmyfoice country. The masked bandits leave south america and decide to take the long way home...and take a quick stop in germany...so catch up with some old freinds Herman and sherman. They decide to go out to a night club to celebrate the unity of them all...they go to a place called "bitte shmitter" they dance the night away high on smack....this give them INSPIRATION...they leave early...go back to the hotel...and write a new tune called "mint as fuck" the chose the name because they were fucked on smack and acid. Eventually they both head for home, growing sick and tired of the lifestyle they lead. They get home, go into the kitchen...get a couple o'brews...and then sat down to watch the tele...later on that evening, the song "take my breath away" came on the radio....and at the same time they were watching fort boyard....they became INSPIRED by the combination of these 2 phenominon...and proceeded to the layer for the production of a new song.......... 46 days later...........they finish...they call the song "take my breasts away" PLEASE TUNE IN NEXT WEEK FOR THE NEXT EPISODE OF FASH AND CHOIPS....THE MASKED MANC BANDITS