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Patience

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About Me

How do you sum yourself up in a few sentences? I guess I will just use a string of meaningless adjectives, such as; fun-loving, laid-back except for a few rare situations, I am a closet-dork who is always trying to be more cool than I really am, I have a habit of telling raunchy jokes at inappropriate times, I am a lush (some would say a functioning alcoholic), and I am not above using my breasts for the forces of good.
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My Interests

Your mom!

I'd like to meet:

I hate everybody! No, seriously...I do!
Semper Sanguis

Music:

I like VNV Nation, Wolfsheim, Covenant, Assemblage 23, Tool, I have an insane love for Danzig. I am so into The 69 Eyes right now, I can barely stand it! I just saw Type O Negative in concert and they totally rock it old school style! Now I can't stop listening to them!

Movies:

Boondock Saints, Titus, Pitch Black, The Last Samurai; anything with ass-kicking martial arts, explosions, and huge amounts of blood.
I'm sick of crappy movies!!!

Television:

I hate the electronic box of brainwashing and excruciating shallowness.

Books:

The Da Vinci Code, Snowcrash, The Mists of Avalon, anything by Hermann Hesse. This list could literally go on forever.
My brain hurts!

Heroes:

My Husband and ALL OF MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS!!! Now shut up and leave me alone!

All the cowboys are not gone!