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About Me

Hi, I'm Trent.
I do lots of things, like paint and collage, and play the drums and the guitar, but unfortunately, not at the same time. (I could make a mint if I could - think about it.) I play the drums in Honeysuckle, with Spencer Young, Chayse Porter, and Brandon Sanders. I ran sound at Cave9, Birmingham, Alabama's only non-profit DIY all ages venue, which shut it's doors after 6 years and one day, thanks to a mayor that doesn't envision a Birmingham with any sort of alternative youth culture.
Personally, I'm vegetarian, leftist (if you want to put a name on it), straight edge (and most assuredly not hardline), agnostic, queer, bearded, lover of cats, eater of nachos. I'm also taken, by the ravishing beauty who sits atop my top friends - Aaron Apple.
I've an encyclopedic knowledge of Simpsons quotes from the first nine seasons or so. My sense of humor works much better on paper.
If I deny your friends request, please understand that I'm not interested in being your friend, because I'm willing to judge your character on the face you show on the internet, and I've found you to be a horrible person that isn't worth my time.
Unless your name is William West, of Mountain Brook, AL.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The Missing Link and Rush Limbaugh, together, in a men's room at a rest stop outside Branson, Missouri.
The Rev. Fred Phelps and the cast of Das Butt, in flagrante delicto, at a screening of Running With Scissors.
Ann Coulter, reading a copy of The Fountainhead, sitting next to John Lennon's grave.

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