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Kristopher

Cheating is the easiest way

About Me

I'll start with my physical appearance. I'm about 6'1", blue or green eyes (depending what color I'm wearing), my stature is pretty thin, maybe not so anymore (freshmen fifteen or in my case freshmen twenty-five). I enjoy reading, writing, drawing, going on walks, music, mocking others less fortunate than I, racism (in a joking way), and learning. My goals in life are: learn to play the piano, live to see the end of Fidel Castro (It seems like he's been alive forever), meet and get Billy Joel's autograph (April 8th is my chance baby!!!), get married and have some parasites of my own (I actually love children), and graduate from BYU ofcourse allowing me to quit my job at the Post Office! My favorite books are: the Book of Mormon, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, and pretty much anything by Dr.Seuss. My favorite sitcoms are: Seinfeld, King of Queens, and Yes Dear. My favorite movies are: What's Up Doc?, the Naked Gun, Napolean Dynamite, and possibly Pootie Tang.

My Interests

Reading, writing, and ofcourse, helping others.

I'd like to meet:

Billy Joel, Jon Schmidt, and Clay Aiken.

Music:

Billy Joel, Jon Schmidt, Jim Brickman, Bon Jovi, the Beatles, Clay Aiken, Good Charlotte, Green Day, John Mellencamp, Foreigner, Boston, Richard Marx, Phil Collins, Mozart, Beethoven, Vivaldi, Haydn, Danny Elfman, almost everything by Disney, Elton John, Frank Sinatra, Inside Out, Jimi Hendrix, Michael Jackson (when he was cool), Bryan Adams, Alan Jackson, Lonestar, Chicago, the Steve Miller Band, Journey, the Eagles, the Beach Boys, Neil Diamond, the Doobie Brothers, Queen, Huey Lewis and the News, All American Rejects, and Styx. For Christmas, Trans-siberian Orchestra, and Mannhiem Steamroller.

Movies:

What's Up Doc?, the Naked Gun, Napolean Dynamite, and anything Disney.

Television:

Seinfeld, Yes Dear, and King of Queens.

Books:

the Book of Mormon, the Lord of the Rings trilogy, the Chronicles of Narnia, and anything by Dr.Seuss.

Heroes:

My Father, Billy Joel, Myron Bateman, Walt Disney (deceased), and Jacob Gwilliam.