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Tyler

I am the one Cadiwhompus to Chuck

About Me

My name is Tyler Duensing, and I am the only one to ever give Steve Pederson the two-finger hush. Solich tried, but the height difference was too difficult to bear, plus he lost control of all of his motor skills thanks to his "rufee (s/p?!?!?) cocktail"

My Interests

All things interest me, presently it is this MySpace.com profile, which I have met with a sustained enthusiasm.

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet everyone in the world, that way, whenever someone asks "Hey do you know Tyler?" they could respond emphatically "YES!!! We all do!!!." Immediately after this, they will all share their best memory of me; eventually, someone, at some point in the world will be talking about me.

Music:

Makes the people, come together.

Movies:

Unfortunately, I believe I have seen every movie. If any of you think you have seen a movie that I have not...you are probably right, because there are a lot of movies out there, and I could not have possibly seen them all. But I have seen a lot.

Television:

Arrested Development - The funniest show in the history of funny, Lost, House, Entourage, Veronica Mars, Sopranos, Desperate Housewives, CSI...Oh, and of course THE 'SKERS - Go Big Red. Actually I watch way too much football, period.

Books:

"The Sun Also Rises" - Drinking, women, and bull fighting...Hemingway knew how to live it up.

Heroes:

The REAL T.O. (The Great Tom Osborne) standing over that imposter TO's limp, motionless body; he will then proceed to spit on his number 81 jersey and proclaim "You would never have played for 95 Nebraska, because that was the greatest football team ever, and you are just a poser."

My Blog

My ALL-TIME CD

Alright, so I have been on the fritz today with the 1-day cold (quite possibly the stupidest thing in the world...God - "I am going to make people dizzy and weak, in fact all around pooped-out, but on...
Posted by Tyler on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 01:06:00 PST

My head hurts.

So I woke up today and I figured out that I drank a lot last night, this is not a surprise, but merely adds to the suspense of my daily journey.  Odds are that I woke up in my own bed, but someti...
Posted by Tyler on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 04:38:00 PST

Damn Yankees WTF?!?

So when will this end?  Tha goddamn Yankees keep upping their league leading salary cap, Georgie doesn't care, the guy is loaded.  Oh, when was the last time they even won a Series?&nbs...
Posted by Tyler on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 11:47:00 PST

Best Shows on TV

The other day I was at the Optomitrist (eye doctor) for an appointment, and of course, I was in the waiting room for abougt an hour.  So I was reading Entertainment Weekly, when they listed one w...
Posted by Tyler on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 02:32:00 PST

Nothing Says Love Like the Dirty Sanchez

Everyone knows the phrase "Actions speak louder than words" yet all girls have this insistence to say "I Love You".  This can be bad for two reasons, one, the guy may not say it back and she will...
Posted by Tyler on Sat, 10 Dec 2005 03:33:00 PST

Confusing America's Youth

How does that song go?  The head bone connects to the...neck bone; the neck bone connects to the...shoulder bone; the shoulder bone connects to the...(dramatic pause)...elbow bone, etc... Well I ...
Posted by Tyler on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 02:58:00 PST