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franklin the great

Adopt Me! (I'm better than an electric blanket)

About Me

I'm a male tortoiseshell Klinefelter giant. I weigh 29 pounds. Sometimes I bite, sometimes I purr. Please don't make fun of my dandruff.

My Interests

taking up space (i take up a lot of it).

I'd like to meet:

Other cats over 25 pounds.

Books:

I like to make them warm with my body.

My Blog

Hiccups/

I drank a whole bottle of Dewars that fell out of some 14 year old kid's ass!
Posted by franklin the great on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

glee

Matthew said Hello to me!
Posted by franklin the great on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

uppity bitches

I have a suspicion that the annoying female interloper in the homestead in ploting to submerge me in water. I have been treating her warmly, so that she will not expect it when I bite her nose off (a ...
Posted by franklin the great on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST