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Alex T. Astonishing

feel as good as real feels if real even feels good

About Me


My name is Alex, and I'm off the chain
I like girls who wear Abercrombie & Fitch, but Corporate America makes me sick
I think the human mind is interesting and emotions are insane
I love this town like I love my taffy
and I do love taffy
I'm a deep thinker and sometimes an over analyzer
I love long walks on short tangents
<[/b>breakdancing with scissors in your pocket]
I hate your boyfriend
I wear my heart on my sleeve. Literally. [ink]
Watch for motorcycles
I emcee for a crew called the Exiles
I do give a fuck, a bit too much
I don't give a fuck
Life is uh, depending how you dress-uh
I'm not Superman, but I think a man should take care of his girl

Use your turn signal


llamas are crazy
pronounced yamas
Please play with my pumpkin. Dog. Sister. Easy.
..
I quote tv shows, songs, and movies.. probably too much.
You have aggression, me-I'm fresh head to toe
[I break wreck-ids and bake potatoes]
My hobbies include kickin it with the homies, drinkin 40s, and all kinds of ska punk
I'm above, over, under, and around the influence.
I'm rarely late.
This is the Revolution, and I'm the Revolutionist
I eat carbs.
I'm a champion.
If I was a roach on a tree; tell me would you smoke me?
You're in my extended network, wipe your feet.
You can find me at MA hip-hop boutique, holdin it down.
I have a sweet tooth
Certified Orthodontic Gynecologist
"Yo gimme the mic, I wanna rap.. I wanna rap, I wanna rap."
<[i>gooses* make me reminisce]
[I try to remember not all pretty girls are nice]
Live well, laugh often, love much..
Anytime is a good time for SUBLIME
*Geese
Don't expect anything from me, except the unexpected..

Can you stand on your head?
....

My Interests

I write a lot..
scratch
eat
sleep
skate
spray paint
write
warn others
get chipsy
breathe
live
eat
life is art

I'd like to meet:

Dope local people down with the cause. Whatever that is.. Some type of prodigy artist/musician/local graff-skate-bmx head/promoter/dope smoker/dope clothing making/genius/bboy|bgirl/graff writer paint stain finger tip/hiphop fan/poet/video graphic whiz/anti-dictator-tator tot[s]. Once again, whatever that is.
[Check all that apply]
I wanna have some beers and smoke some spliffs with Christopher Walken.
I think Sara Silverman is a hottie

Music:


Have the CD shipped to you here
EXILES - You Can Die feat. Ill Al

Movies:

I buy DVDs like Whitney buys her crack... and don't say she does coke cuz she has money. She's borderline broke, therefore she buys the rocks.

Books:

Alice in Wonderland
Brain Surgery for Dummies
How to Inhale and Exhale [aka] the Breathing Book
Falling Up
Where the Sidwalk Ends
Edgar Allen Poe's Complete Works
Behold a Pale Horse
101 Ways to Fold a Napkin
Look at me America
Chicken Soup for the Neurotic
So You Wanna Build a Sandcastle
Fecal Matters, or does it?

Heroes:

How am I not myself? How am I not myself? How am I not myself? How am I not myself? How am I not myself? How am I not myself? How am I not myself? How am I not myself? How am I not myself? How am I not myself? How am I not myself? How am I not myself? How am I not myself? How am I not myself? How am I not myself? How am I not myself? How am I not myself? How am I not myself? How am I not myself? How am I not myself? How am I not myself? How am I not myself? How am I not myself? How am I not myself? How am I not myself? How am I not myself? How am I not myself? How am I not myself?

My Blog

On Pay Day

I want my employer to start paying me in big checks. Literally hugely oversized checks. I want to feel like it's an extraordinary feat making it through those two weeks. Not only that; it'd just be do...
Posted by Alex T. Astonishing on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 11:30:00 PST

R.I.P. Gandolf

broken... bless the deck
Posted by Alex T. Astonishing on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 06:22:00 PST

Black & Whites

I took some black and whites of my Technics...   ...
Posted by Alex T. Astonishing on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 03:31:00 PST

Apparently I'm in your extended network..

Have you ever seen anybody outside your extended network? What's before the extended network? What's beyond the extended network? An extention of the extended network? An extended extended network? Ex...
Posted by Alex T. Astonishing on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 02:00:00 PST

Disneyland autographs

Did anyone do this when they're young? Get the autograph book from Disneyland and have all the characters sign it.  I remember gettin so excited when I found Goofy-and hunting down the others was...
Posted by Alex T. Astonishing on Mon, 22 Aug 2005 05:14:00 PST