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About Me

I was caught in a transporter beam by James Doohan by accident as Capt. Kirk was attempting to meld Bones, Spoc and himself into my character for the new Star Trek, Vortrekker.Regretably, I was instead transported ahead in time space by a photonic pulse wave and burned onto a cd being recorded by the infamous band, Lame Cherry, where I now reside on harddrives and ipods every time Land of the Lost is played.If you want to know more, please contact someone who thinks they know everything like a politician as I am having pleasure living life.

My Interests

Easier to list non interests. Golf, tennis, democrats, people named Dan Rather and the color olde gold.....just does not interest me.

I'd like to meet:

Wow. Hmmmm....I would like the meet the guy who is in the mirror every time I look in it as it might be interesting to actually talk to someone who knew what I was thinking....but then if we already knew what we were thinking that wouldn't be a conversation or would it be telepathy?I would like to meet one woman besides the few I am related too who would tell the truth and won't be messaging me to be friends trying to sell webcam time.So if you are real, have partial brain function.....I probably won't meet you, but I will probably talk to you if you can be polite.

Music:

Since music perished outside Evanescence, Mummer's Dance, Diamonds and Guns, Hit That and Saved by Zero....guess I am stuck in rock based guitar blues.

Movies:

Last Boy Scout, True Lies, nothing Speilberg, Lucas or Stone direct.....We Were Heroes Once, Rio Lobo, True Grit, North to Alaska, Big Jake, McClintock, Patton....yeah I like stories where men are men, women are women and things work out the way they should.

Television:

Red Dwarf, Dr. Who, Leroy Jethro Gibbs, I'm Jack Bauer and a Federal Agent.....are you ready for some football! I miss Jeremy Brett....played a perfect Sherlock Holmes.

Books:

Bible

Heroes:

I prefer my heroes dead as they are no longer alive to disappoint.