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Jack-the-Bear

Lifes but a walking shadow, a poor player . . .

About Me

I'm a smart, well rounded, fun-loving guy who loves meeting people amoungst many other hobbies and interests. I'm funny and goofy, I AM an Artistist, It may be pretentious but It spills into my world. I am a Provocature!! I make off color jokes, some may say crass or immature, but I am not, by nature or any stretch of the imagination, crass or immature, I have a very scattered brain of my own devices. Please don't take offence, I am harmless. I am a blogger now! http://intelligentexcrement.blogspot.com/ Any questions? Ask, Humans are Social animals.I don't know what to say: Brian --
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My Interests

Films, Theatre, Reading, Matin Scorsese, John Cassavettes, Poetry, Writing, Exercise, Emily Dickenson, Dylan Thomas, Miles Davis, Bob Dylan, Kareoke Good People, Natalie Portman, Audrey Hepburn, History, Philosophy, and a nice summer day. "Swing and a groundball, STABBED BY FOULKE! He has it. He underhands to first, and the BOSTON RED SOX ARE THE WORLD CHAMPIONS!!! For the first time in 86 years, the Red Sox have won baseball's world championship!! Can you believe it???"~ Joe Castiglione, 850AM-WEEI, 10/27/04, 11:40pm EST(Stole quote from Nee-Nee)AND . . .Dude! You're 100% from Massachusetts! Dude! Me and Sully and Fitzie and Sean are gonna hit Landsdowne tonight after the game, hang out at the Beerworks. I'll pick you up at the Coop at 6.

How Massachusetts are you?

In No Particular order!I took one of those surveys, now you can know MORE!!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Brian
Birthday: 8/2/80
Birthplace: leominster
Current Location: same :-/
Eye Color: hazel
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Irish Polack
The Shoes You Wore Today: leather
Your Weakness: women and movies - women in movies
Your Fears: fear
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Move to LA
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: word
Thoughts First Waking Up: damnit
Your Best Physical Feature: eyes or my butt
Your Bedtime: way too late
Your Most Missed Memory: sex
Pepsi or Coke: sprite, ginger ale, or Fresca
MacDonalds or Burger King: Wendy's mostly
Single or Group Dates: anyway i can get
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: fuck yea
Do you Sing: fuck YEAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
Do you Shower Daily: try too, but ya know things happen, hahaha
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: been got a t-shirt
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: belive? I believe I exist!!
Do you get Motion Sickness: occationally
Do you think you are Attractive: sometimes
Are you a Health Freak: yea right, with my gut?
Do you get along with your Parents: yea
Do you like Thunderstorms: only when i can cuddle
Do you play an Instrument: one but no one wants to see my perform live
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yea, last night
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: what drugs
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Maybe, does it have to be agreed or in my head
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yea
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: cummulatively, yes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: maybe, does it have to be agreed or in my head
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: i've taken a bath!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: probably
Ever been Drunk: yea, sure my life is a spiralling cesspool
Ever been called a Tease: with the way i dress? . . . . NO :(
Ever been Beaten up: Emotionally? Constantly
Ever Shoplifted: yea, nothing valuable, I have morals
How do you want to Die: long time from now in my sleep, dreaming of . . . . who knows?
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a child
What country would you most like to Visit: France

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I'd like to meet:

I moved to Los Angeles a few months ago and I have been meeting many great people! I want MORE!! HAHAHA! I don't know!I'll meet anyone, anyone that is a good person, and smart, and sensitive.Please, just be cool.and . . .The Departed Wins Big at the OscarsThe Departed was the big winner at this year's Academy Awards, taking home four awards including Best Picture and Best Director for Martin Scorsese. The crime drama also won Best Screenplay and Editing, making it the narrow victor on a night that honored many films. Pan's Labyrinth was the second highest winner, taking home three awards, though surprisingly it lost Best Foreign Language Film to The Lives of Others. As expected, Helen Mirren (The Queen) and Forest Whitaker (The Last King of Scotland) were named Best Actor and Actress, while Jennifer Hudson (Dreamgirls) and Alan Arkin (Little Miss Sunshine) nabbed Supporting Honors; each of their films picked up another award as well. Other winners for the night included An Inconvenient Truth (Best Documentary and Song) and Happy Feet (Best Animated Feature).and . . .and . . .AND . . .HIM!The Actors/Stars/Semi-celebrities I Have Met!And when I mean "met" I mean talked to, shook hands with, conversed with!! Kristy McNichol at a Chinese Restaurant [Pic circa 1980, I had such a crush on her] (TV: “Family” “Empty Nest” – Film: “Little Darlings”)Lombardo Boyar at match (TV: “Over There” – Film: “Happy Feet” (VO) “P.S. Your Cat is Dead!”)Chris Marquette, again, at match (TV: “Joan of Arcadia” – Film: “Just Friends” “Alpha Dog”)Bokeem Woodbine at my apartment building! (Film: “The Rock” “3000 Miles to Graceland” “Edmund”- Mamet Flick)Maggie Gyllenhaal at a screening for Sherrybaby.(Great Performance and just as beautiful in person.) (Film: “Donnie Darko” “Secretary” “Sherrybaby” “Stranger than Fiction”)David Mamet at his book signing at Book Soup. He’s god-like and now my best friend, hahaha (Writer/Director: Theater: “Glengarry Glen Ross” “Speed the Plow” “Oleanna” “Sexual Perversity in Chicago” – TV: "The Unit" - Film: “The Untouchables” (writer) “Wag the Dog (writer) “Homicide” “The Spanish Prisoner” State and Main” “Spartan”)Phyllis Smith at the Gallaria 16. Very Nice! (TV: “The Office” – Film: “The 40 Year-old Virgin”) The Cast At the King of Queens tapingPatton OswaltKevin JamesLeah Remini SOOO Gorgeous!Victor WilliamsAnne Meara & Jerry Stiller The Husband and Wife team were joined this episode Anne played Spence’s (Patton Oswalt) mom. Anne Meara is Ben Stiller’s mom! She is just as funny as the former, yet immortal, Frank Costanza!!Lainie Kazan Guest Starred on the episode as Arthur’s (Jerry Stiller) Fiancee She’s very Nice. (Film: “My Favorite Year” “Harry and the Hendersons” “Beaches” “My Big Fat Greek Wedding”)Oscar Nuñez in Studio City near Starbucks (Film: “Reno 911: Miami” - TV: “The Office” “Reno 911”)I went to the World Priemere of Grindhouse, saw Tarantino and Rodriguez, and Kurt Russell and the cute and sexy Mary Elizabeth Winstead I met Grindhouse!!!Micky Dolenz in the lobby at the premiere of Grindhouse (TV & Music: The Monkees) I met these people when I crashed the Scrubs 6th Season Wrap Party at the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel. (Wish I could have met the whole cast, John C. I’ll meet up with you later!)Donald Faison - He was really cool! (Film: “Clueless” – TV: “Scrubs”)Zach Braff – He warned me about falling in the pool, and we had a meaningful moment as I left, we clasped hands at high five and he said “Stay Safe!” (Film: “Garden State” – TV: “Scrubs”)Alexander “Sandy” Chaplin – He greeted me with a hug like were best buds and then we talked to Christa Miller about the two of them having an affair. It was the weirdest conversations I ever had the chance to listen in on, He then spoke of how handsome he is. (Film: “The Basketball Diaries” – TV: “Spin City”)Christa Miller – She seemed to be on to me as a “party crasher” (TV: “The Drew Carey Show” “Scrubs”)Elizabeth Banks – As I walked by her, she asked ME how I was first! Man, she is gorgeous! (Film: “The Forty Year-old Virgin” “Invincible” "Spider-man 3" – TV: Scrubs”)Michael McDonald – He was at the party hangin’ with Sandy, I said Hi and how are you he said “Good, Have you seen Sandy Chaplin?” I said over there; they were drinking together. (Film: Leprechaun 2 - TV: “Mad TV”)Sam Lloyd – He was chatting up a few young ladies when we chatted about not being at this hotel before. (Film: “Galaxy Quest” “Flubber” - TV: “Scrubs” “Seinfeld” I dare you to remember him on it? )Sarah Chalke – She was so nice to say hello as I left and I asked how she was and she reciprocated. She’s stunning!! (TV: “Roseanne” She was the 2nd Becky “Scrubs”)Perry Farrell (I wanted the pic to be a live shot, he’s so wild on stage!)– at The Great Greek in Sherman Oaks. He was really cool! I approached him and said “Sorry to Interupt, I just wanted to introduce myself.” I was wearing my Pearl Jam shirt from the Yield tour, and he asked if I was going to Chicago, that’s the only place they are playing this year, I said, disappointedly, “No.” (Music: “Jane’s Addiction” “Porno for Pyros” – Concerts: Founder of lollapalooza)Zach Galifianakis – at his Stand-up show at Largo in West Hollywood – Really Funny!(TV: “Dog Bites Man” “Late World with Zach” – Film “Out Cold” “Corky Romano”)Kathryn Morris – at the Starbucks in Studio City. She’s really cool, and a New Englander! (Film: “Cool as Ice” “Minority Report” “Mindhunters” – TV: “Cold Case”)Nicollette Sheridan – at Cosmos Grill in Calabasas. She was so nice and still beautiful even in sweats and a hat. I shook her elbow, because she had her dog’s slobber on her hand. I told her I just HAD to meet The Sure Thing, and she thought I was sweet! (Film: “The Sure Thing” “Noises Off . . .” “Code Name: The Cleaner” – TV: “Knots Landing” “Desperate Houswives”)
Eddie Van Halen – at Bookstar / Barnes & Noble on Ventura in Studio City. He smiled at me first then I instantly recognized him. He introduced himself as Ed, and I shook his hanf four times and met his girlfriend. (uh . . . Music: “Van Halen”!!)
David Carradine – at the Mann Festival Theatre in Westwood, the L.A. Film Festival. He was in the stupid film I saw “How to Rob a Bank” and shook his hand as we passed each other in the bathroom. He’s a tall man, but very cool. (Film: What hasn’t he been in, “Death Race 2000” “Kill Bill Vol. 1” “Kill Bill Vol. 2” – TV: “King Fu” “Kung Fu: The Legend Continues” “Yellowbook.com” commercials)Eddie Jemison – At Mexicali in Studio City. He was with family but nice enough to shake my hand. I had just watched Ocean’s Eleven the night previous so I said, “I just saw you last night” (TV guest spots: “CSI: Crime Scene Investigation” “NCIS” – Film: “Ocean’s Eleven” “Ocean’s Twelve” “Ocean’s Thirteen” “The Punisher” “Waitress”)Elisabeth Moss – At Starbucks in Studio City. She picked up two coffees and when the employee said, “You look familiar” She said she was an actress, but was modest by saying “some TV some Film,” So I stepped forward and said, “She was Zoe on West Wing” She said “that’s right.” I said, “I’m Brian,” she said, “I’m Elizabeth.” Then we made-out!! Just Kidding She is a very pretty girl in person!!!! ( TV: “West Wing” “Mad Men” – Film “Girl, Interrupted” Can you remember who she was? It took me a second. “The Missing” “Virgin”)
Shot at 2007-08-10Peter Facinelli – on the wrong flight from JFK to Burbank. I was told I was on the wrong flight and sent on my way. He was cool and very friendly. I wanted to ask about Jennie Garth, He’s Married to her with THREE Kids ;) , but thought better of it, yet forgot the good flick he was in with Kevin Spacey and Danny Devito. (Films: “The Big Kahuna” “Can’t Hardly Wait” “The Scorpian King” – TV: “Fastlane” “Six Feet Under” “Damages”)

Music:

Pearl Jam, Thelonius Monk, Miles Davis, Bright Eyes, Bob Dylan, David Bowie, Prince, Harry Connick Jr., Bruce Springsteen, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, J. Giles Band, (the Wooffa Mamma Twoffa) and Frank Sinatra In No Particular order!

Movies:

Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid, Chinatown, Taxi Driver, The Last Temptation of Christ, The Seventh Seal, Last Tango in Paris, A Woman Under the Influence, Faces, Lawrence of Arabia, Goodfellas, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Barton Fink, The Untouchables, The Twilight Samurai, Belle De Jour, Trois Colours: Bleu, Blanc, Rouge, The Dekalogue and Agguire: Wrath of God In No Particular order!

Television:

24, Gilmore Girls, The West Wing, (this pic was my doing, bored.) Kim Possible, LOST, Deadwood, Three's Company J.R - R.I.P., Tour of Duty, Garfield & Friends, Seinfeld, Sports Night, The Office, Ed,Meerkat ManorWithout A TraceThe King of Queens Scrubs Law & Order, CSI, NCIS, Late Show w/ David Letterman, Late Night w/ Conan O'Brien, and The Daily Show w/ Jon Stewart Guess what? In No Particular order!

Books:

INVISIBLE MAN by Ralph Ellison, THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST by Nikos Kasansakis, TROPIC OF CANCER by Henry Miller, BIG SUR AND THE ORANGES OF HIERONYMUS BOSCH by Henry Miller, HOW TO TALK DIRTY AND INFLUENCE PEOPLE by Lenny Bruce, THE CONFEDERACY OF DUNCES by John Kennedy Toole, DRACULA by Bram Stoker, MIDNIGHT'S CHILDREN by Salman Rushdie,and ACCIDENTAL GENIUS: HOW JOHN CASSAVETES INVENTED THE AMERICAN INDEPENDENT FILM by Marshall Fine Regardless of order transcribed!

Heroes:

DAD!, MOMMA!!, Granddad, Gram, Martin Scorsese, John Cassavetes, Krzysztof Kieslowski, William Shakespeare, David Mamet John F. Kennedy, Audrey Hepburn, Bob Dylan, Emily Dickenson, Susan B. Anthony, C.S. Lewis, Bruce Springsteen, Jon Stewart, Bishop John Shelby Spong (ret.), and anyone who uses the power of the human soul to make things right! No Order Particular

My Blog

My party!

Hi Friends,I made a change to the time, there is an FSC alumni event out here, so I changed the time to 4 pm!! Please come, love to see you all!-Brian
Posted by Jack-the-Bear on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 10:24:00 PST

won't post here anymore

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Posted by Jack-the-Bear on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 06:36:00 PST

BUFF!!!

Coolidge Corner - Brookline MABrattle Theatre - Cambridge MAHarvard Film Archive - Cambridge MACambridge Center for Adult Education - Cambridge MABe there or become a gerbil !!!!!!...
Posted by Jack-the-Bear on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 09:27:00 PST

I liked Howl's Moving Castle

That is why everyone get to see a new background.DON'T WORRY! Martin will be back sometime soon. I just wanted change!!Here I am wondering what to do with myself, OH BOY!!Left to my own devises, I mak...
Posted by Jack-the-Bear on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 07:23:00 PST

Late night Ramblings

I said I'd post more, and here I am. About 2:30 am and I am awake to post a blog. I really don't know what to say, I'm up, thinking of you-know-who. It just hit me, and I feel stupid and emp...
Posted by Jack-the-Bear on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 11:33:00 PST

What do I do now!!

I'm unemployed!! Now I feel like I'm coming down with a cold, stupid country, makes me sick!! I don't really post in here, My cross country post was my first since my 'Zona trip! I'll try to pos...
Posted by Jack-the-Bear on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 12:54:00 PST

In Search of Parable, is my book!!

Hey everybody! It has been a while since I posted a blog. But now I have plenty to say. I quit my job. I have no back up, I felt as if BBV was making me too complacent. I drove across the ...
Posted by Jack-the-Bear on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 10:27:00 PST

I have been on a vision quest.

This past week I have been in Arizona I got in late last night and came home from Long Island this eveing. I am now 3 hours behind! I met my grandmother Rita for the first time on Tuesday night...
Posted by Jack-the-Bear on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

"Silas, get a hair cut! You look like your mother fucked a monkey!"

Deadwood rocks the house! Al Swearengen Rocks! The writing is flawless, the stories are so thoughtful. Everything is so much cooler when you have a woman to love! and loves you back, at lea...
Posted by Jack-the-Bear on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Yestruday was a blur

Erin got married! Erin Jean O'Connor and Marcie Beth Walsh O'Connor were married last night the 11th of June 2005!! Tewo people falling in love and getting married is natural, thank you Massach...
Posted by Jack-the-Bear on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST