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Todd

Inclined to recline.

About Me

For those about to rock, I'm your tailor.

My Interests

Fighting the frizzies.

I'd like to meet:

Juul Haalmeyer.

Music:

Bands that star in semi-autobiographical narrative films.

Movies:

"Hey, maybe we are tailors. We travel from town to town tailoring dresses for circus midgets."

Television:

Youtube and Netflix.

Books:

The Entrepreneur's Guide to Sewn Product Manufacturing by Kathleen Fasanella. Read her blog at http://www.fashion-incubator.com/mt/. Also, anything by Harry Simons.

Heroes:

My Uncle Joe the Clown. He's in the Clown Hall of Fame in Milwaukee. And my girlfriend Heather.

My Blog

I'm from Tucson!

And I think Calexico sucks ass! I hate Desert Rock. Please don't try making friends with me if you're some Desert Rock band. Also, I heard the latest Howe Gelb album reviewed on NPR and I almost puked...
Posted by Todd on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 04:57:00 PST

This morning

So my older sister Jean got me a job working in the mall at Lerner's with her selling womenswear. It was my first day and I showed up a few hours late, worked for an hour during the sales rush an...
Posted by Todd on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

North American Primates

A Canadian scientist is testing hair samples collected near a Bigfoot (sasquatch) sighting earlier this month. DNA test results will be published on Thursday. Even if it turns out to be biso...
Posted by Todd on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Welcome Ants

How do you like my oven? Are you impressed? May I show you the self-cleaning feature? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha...
Posted by Todd on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Noise Pop Is A Sham

Why am I paying more for a show during Noise Pop that would normally be $2-4 less during any other time of the year? Am I paying for the marketing? Stupid. I'm boycotting that shit except to see the Y...
Posted by Todd on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Wendy Pepper Is A Bitch

If you've been watching Project Runway you know what I mean. Robert sucked too, though. Kevin deserves to be in. He got screwed. Whatever. Kara, Austin and Jay are the best anyhow. They will be the fi...
Posted by Todd on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My Life Is Not A Plot From Seinfeld

I've noticed that it's difficult to have conversations with people without someone saying something like "oh that's like that Seinfeld episode where blah blah blah blah." You could probably save time ...
Posted by Todd on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Tennis Anyone?

You will meet me at the tennis courts next to the Merritt restaurant. I will be dressed in Sergio Tacchini's John McEnroe collection. You will be dressed in the Adidas Ivan Lendl collection (ugly past...
Posted by Todd on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'll have a listerine and soda

I use generic mouthwash in the morning. Everytime I taste it I'm reminded of all the cheap-ass well vodka I drank on New Year's and the 20 hour hangover that followed. Can someone please direct me...
Posted by Todd on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Dear American Apparel, You are bullshit too.

I think American Apparel is a sham too. Sweatshop free? Sure, whatever. The owner is a white pervert who masturbates in front of female journalists who interview him. All his assistants with the cushy...
Posted by Todd on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST