I'm from Tucson! |
And I think Calexico sucks ass! I hate Desert Rock. Please don't try making friends with me if you're some Desert Rock band. Also, I heard the latest Howe Gelb album reviewed on NPR and I almost puked... Posted by Todd on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 04:57:00 PST |
This morning |
So my older sister Jean got me a job working in the mall at Lerner's with her selling womenswear. It was my first day and I showed up a few hours late, worked for an hour during the sales rush an... Posted by Todd on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
North American Primates |
A Canadian scientist is testing hair samples collected near a Bigfoot (sasquatch) sighting earlier this month. DNA test results will be published on Thursday. Even if it turns out to be biso... Posted by Todd on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Welcome Ants |
How do you like my oven? Are you impressed? May I show you the self-cleaning feature?
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha... Posted by Todd on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Noise Pop Is A Sham |
Why am I paying more for a show during Noise Pop that would normally be $2-4 less during any other time of the year? Am I paying for the marketing? Stupid. I'm boycotting that shit except to see the Y... Posted by Todd on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Wendy Pepper Is A Bitch |
If you've been watching Project Runway you know what I mean. Robert sucked too, though. Kevin deserves to be in. He got screwed. Whatever. Kara, Austin and Jay are the best anyhow. They will be the fi... Posted by Todd on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
My Life Is Not A Plot From Seinfeld |
I've noticed that it's difficult to have conversations with people without someone saying something like "oh that's like that Seinfeld episode where blah blah blah blah." You could probably save time ... Posted by Todd on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Tennis Anyone? |
You will meet me at the tennis courts next to the Merritt restaurant. I will be dressed in Sergio Tacchini's John McEnroe collection. You will be dressed in the Adidas Ivan Lendl collection (ugly past... Posted by Todd on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
I'll have a listerine and soda |
I use generic mouthwash in the morning. Everytime I taste it I'm reminded of all the cheap-ass well vodka I drank on New Year's and the 20 hour hangover that followed.
Can someone please direct me... Posted by Todd on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Dear American Apparel, You are bullshit too. |
I think American Apparel is a sham too. Sweatshop free? Sure, whatever. The owner is a white pervert who masturbates in front of female journalists who interview him. All his assistants with the cushy... Posted by Todd on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |