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Monsieur Wilson

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About Me

Greetings there to whichever clueless person is wasting valuable minutes of their life reading this... I appreciate your presence!I really CBA with myspace anymore… so I’ll jus give you some brief points describing my life situation that you may take an interest in (no need to yawn =O): -1. I’m a nymphomaniacHaha nah… let’s be serious now! *shifty eyes*1. My name is Tom… but you can also address me as “Wilson”. I effing hate my common name… but I’m sure glad I wasn’t christened as “Egbert” or something!2. I'm in love with a toad. She goes by the name of Stephanie.3. My mates are mint... cliché’d as f*ck I know!4. I'm working as a temporary Office Clerk at the moment (snore).5. Uni beckons for me. Had offers from Salford, UCLAN & Sheffield mate. Media Production/Journalism is my chosen subject!6. I like music muchly. I’m a right indie c*nt =] Attending gigs is a regular occurrence.7. I like football. I attend as many Blackpool matches as my funds allow me to. I miss my days as a programme seller tho... standing there all proud in my fluorescent orange jacket =[8. I write lyrics and have a blog full of the little buggers. They are mind-blowing in my own modest opinion. But seriously... they are better than a lot of other sh*t out there!9. I play leccy guitar to a mediocre standard. My ambition is to be in a band one day. The Jock Straps are gonna take over the world.10. I added a 10 jus coz it was a nice round number to end the list with.So... that’s all folks. If you like the sound of me then you have the permission to add me. I’ll accept your invitation if you’re remotely interesting!Good day!!!!!

My Interests

The Bird (oh yeahhh)Football (not soccer you american fools!)Blackpool FC (Simon Grayson's tangerine army)Gigging (forcing my way to the front and prancing around!)Air Guitaring (for a jist... check out my video section)Air Drumming (the explanation for my major biceps)Playing Real Guitar (progressing well... if I do say so myself)Writing Lyrics (the re-incarnation of Lennon is right here for all to see!)Article writing (for le Gazette)General Comedy (mostly Russell Brand)House Partay's (even though they don't really happen anymore)Painting The Town Red (whilst avoiding getting hit in the face!)

I'd like to meet:

A marsupial. Specifically Crash Bandicoot.View All Friends | View Blog | Add Comment

LOWLINE - MONITORS (Spot me if you can!)

Music:

Arctic Monkeys
Biffy Clyro
Bloc Party
Bombay Bicycle Club
Editors
Elbow
Exit Calm
Feeder, Foals
Franz Ferdinand
Hard-Fi
Joy Division
Kasabian
Klaxons
OASIS
Lowline
Manic Street Preachers
Muse
Placebo
Radiohead
Snow Patrol
Stereophonics
The Chameleons
The Cribs
THE ENEMY
The KBC
The Killers
The Stone Roses
The Streets
The Sunshine Underground
The Twang
The Verve
The Wombats
The Young Knives
General indie crap! Seen the majority of these live (more than once) ...just to rub it in!

Movies:

A Clockwork Orange
A Simple Plan
About A Boy
Ali G In Da House
American Pie
Anchorman
Borat
Casino Royale
Control
Dumb & Dumber
Home Alone
Hot Fuzz
Jingle All The Way
Johnny English
Jungle Book
Juno
Kevin & Perry Go Large
Layer Cake
Liar Liar
Little Nicky
Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels
Naked Gun
Pirates Of The Carribean
Pulp Fiction
Purely Belter
Sin City
Shaun Of The Dead
The World Is Not Enough
The Wrong Trousers
Tomorrow Never Dies
Trainspotting

Television:

8 Out Of 10 Cats
Corry
Only Fools & Horses
Have I Got News For You
Harry Hill's TV Burp
Hollyoaks
Never Mind The Buzzcocks
Peep Show
Pingu
Ponderland
Re:Brand
Red Dwarf
Shameless
Skins
Soccer AM (even tho I live in deprivation & can't afford Sky)
Soccer Saturday
The Apprentice
The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air
The Office
The Simpsons
Top Gear
QI

Books:

MY BOOKY WOOK
Lovejoy On Football
To Kill A Mockingbird - I know what you're thinking... "what the sam hill..."
Q Magazine
NME Magazine... mainly for the free CD on most occasions. But I do read it all... trust me!

Heroes:


The Swine.

My Blog

They just keep comin don't they... - "Someday"

Well... well... well... we meet yet again! I think these are the finest lyrics of mine to date, so please gimme some feedback  Shed a tear too if needs be Someday  ...
Posted by Monsieur Wilson on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 10:17:00 PST

New Contemporary Lyrics - "I Can't Take Anymore Of This"

If you have any Coursework / Exam related deadlines... you will all be able to relate to this one!   Especially lazy arses like me who leave everything until the last minute... but hey... I'm onl...
Posted by Monsieur Wilson on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 03:34:00 PST

You've guessed it... more lyrics (zzz...) - "Be Yourself"

Woo... I'm on a roll! Still... there's plenty more where this came from! You lot reading are all lucky guys I'm tellin' ya! Pretty easy to figure what these lyrics are about tbh!   Be Yourself ...
Posted by Monsieur Wilson on Tue, 29 May 2007 07:22:00 PST

New lyrics hot off the press - "The Night Before"

Here are some lyrics I've written that we should all be able to relate to! Arguably for me... on too many occasions!   The Night Before   The night before I was such a state Downing drinks ...
Posted by Monsieur Wilson on Tue, 29 May 2007 07:08:00 PST

Yet more new lyrics! - "[Free Spirit]"

Alright kiddas!!! You know the score... give them a read... gimme some feedback! What could possibly be easier?   Oh... and btw... Bamber... I hope your sweating now... this Words Of Art competit...
Posted by Monsieur Wilson on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 02:56:00 PST

Brand spanking new lyrics - "Teenage Angst"

Ok... I have tried to write a bit like Alex Turner here... but I'm obviously not as much a genius as him! (And if you don't know who Alex Turner is... please... JUST GO AND DIE... *cough* GavIN&n...
Posted by Monsieur Wilson on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 10:47:00 PST

Some New Lyrics - "There's A Voice In Your Head"

Hidey hi homeslices! Here are some new lyrics I've written... enjoy! They're better than the last batch (which were hard to top...!) Much love, Wilsonio xxx   There's A Voice In Your Head &n...
Posted by Monsieur Wilson on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 05:00:00 PST

SOME OF MY LYRICS - To prove I'm a genius :)

Connecting With YouWe were together in a placeWhere we never even knew each otherWe never spoke face to faceIt took me til' the end of time to discover ya'It was a moment in timeThat brought us togeth...
Posted by Monsieur Wilson on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 04:57:00 PST