Harvey

I'm 22 years old, and I was the NHL's very first mascot. Basically, I'm the best. Sometimes I get a little tipsy on those bloody Saddledome "Heroin" Beers, and that's usually when the crowd likes me the best. I really give'r on my little drum, which I beat with a plastic bone. Once, I even hit an Oilers fan in the nuts with the bone. It was sort of an accident, sort of on purpose, just getting him back from that time Craig MacTavish ripped my tongue out... Since I am the best and everyone loves me, I'm basically allowed to do whatever I want. I can go wherever I want in the Saddledome, and also, if I feel like it, I can hop onto the back of the zamboni and ride around while old Joe cleans the ice... Sometimes when you see me waving, I'm actually giving the middle finger, only you can't tell because I've got paws.