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About Me

I am a huge NASCAR fan. My favorite driver of all time is Dick Trickle. Yeah, granted he wasn't that good on the NASCAR circuit, but he could run laps around you and plus his name sounds like a venereal disease.

I am fond of burritos. I think it's quite possibly the greatest food ever invented. Meat, cheese,and beans wrapped in doughy goodness...fucking genius!

It is likely that I am the coolest person in the world. I mean seriously, I checked my temperature the other day and it was like 97 something. I am pretty sure it is supposed to be around 98.6 degrees fahrenheit.

I like to watch NFL films of past Super Bowls and try to incorrectly predict what will happen. Usually, I am pretty good at it. While watching film footage on Super Bowl XXV, I incorrectly predicted that the Houston Texans would beat the New York Giants 62 to 3. Turns out the Texans were actually the Buffalo Bills, and the Giants won 20-19 on a last second missed field goal wide left. Who could have possibly known that was going to happen?

What's the deal with oatmeal?

My hobbies include model building, extreme rc car racing, disco dancing, and papier mache. I would like to learn how to knit, so I could wear me some kick ass sweaters.

I blow shit up, at a molecular level.

Irish Spring is the best soap ever. It smells really good and no other soap even compares to the lather ability of the one and only Irish Spring.

My Interests

Drunken kareoke, melting stuff, trying to do burnouts, taking my bike off sweet jumps...it's a sledgehammer, spinning around in circles, acting gangsta...

I'd like to meet:

Steve Trout and what the hell, Reba Macintyre

Music:

I listen to everything...It's a very ecclectic taste in music I have. I appreciate music very much, and I realize that people work hard to make it so I am not going to give them the short end of the straw because they fall into a specific genre such as country and western. Music shouldn't be pigeonholed into categories anyhow.

Movies:

Cannonball Run, Wayne's World 1 and 2, The Whole Nine Yards, Goonies, Saving Silverman, Big Trouble in Little China, The Legend of the Drunken Master, Sin City, Swingers, The Way of the Gun, Boondock Saints, Reservoir Dogs, From Dusk to Dawn, Bad News Bears...Basically any DVD that can be purchased at Best Buy for under 10 bucks

Television:

My Name is Earl, The Office, Arrested Development, Family Guy, 24, The Shield, and Niptuck. I watch these shows religiously. Like seriously, I dress up in my sunday best and say a few prayers before I watch them, and then shout out "AMEN" at the top of my lungs whenever something good happens.

Books:

I am literate. I would much rather do other things with my free time than read is all.

Heroes:

My Grandma
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My Blog

Blog You Too!

It's no good having a big brain if your mouth is bigger. Milk lasts a week past its sell by date, as long as it stays refridgerated. If you flip a coin 100 times, it doesn't always come out 50 heads a...
Posted by Ben Franklin on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 10:32:00 PST

Sleeping nekkid with the window open in October?

It's hot here. It's like 80 degrees right now and its 9 oclock at night. The calendar says its October 2nd, that can't be right. There is no way in hell I am turning my AC on in Octo...
Posted by Ben Franklin on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 06:49:00 PST

Looks like I am moving to Nashville

Monday July the 3rd I had an interview at Vanderbilt University to work as a Research Assistant in the Pharmocology Department. Vanderbilt is in Nashville, which is 500 miles from here and 600 m...
Posted by Ben Franklin on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 07:07:00 PST

No one reads these anyways, so I can say whatever I want to

First topic: My neighbors can go suck a big fat donkey dick. I am sick and tired of getting phone calls from my landlord telling me that I am making too much noise. I hate the fuckin...
Posted by Ben Franklin on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 07:24:00 PST

Why ask why, drink Bud Dry!

Finally, after three weeks of counting down the days my vacation is upon me. I am going to Canada where people ask me what part of the south I am from instead of if I am from Wisconsin. On...
Posted by Ben Franklin on Fri, 19 May 2006 06:57:00 PST

Increasing longevity or photographing TomKat's baby, Hmmm....

I really wonder how our priorities as a society got so screwed up. Drug companies can't come up with a cure for AIDS or cancer but they can make your dong stay hard for four hours. Paparazzi get $50,0...
Posted by Ben Franklin on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 03:57:00 PST

Indiana is for old people

I feel that it is our right as citizens of the state of Illinois to wage war on other states we deem less important and just plain crappy. I hereby am invoking my god given right to declare war ...
Posted by Ben Franklin on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 08:27:00 PST

1 Beer = Good, 3 Beers = Really Good? No, says scientist

Another study, this one out of Canada, reminds beer drinkers they can reap the same health benefits from their favorite beverage as they can from red wine. Researchers at the University of Western Ont...
Posted by Ben Franklin on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 08:55:00 PST

I sat on the toilet for too long and now I can't walk...

Ok, so I bought a Nintendo DS and Mario Kart. My favorite place to play it is on the toilet. You can play people you don't even know through wi-fi internet! Totally awesome... Anyhow...
Posted by Ben Franklin on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 07:13:00 PST

Yeah, that's me alright

Leo (July 23 - Aug 22) - You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are an idiot. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people...
Posted by Ben Franklin on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 03:42:00 PST