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The Horror Bull

sassmouthj

About Me

Those who seek me seek madness. Those who fear me fear cattle with face paint. Those who get in my way shall be crushed under my mighty hooves. Those who stand behind me will probably see me poop. This is the way it has always been and will always be. Unless it changes. Then it won’t be that way anymore. Although it might always go back to being that way again. But it probably won’t. Things just don’t work out that way. Like when you get disconnected while talking to the girl you like, and the phone rings, and you answer all happy and stuff, but it’s some dick of a friend that hasn’t called in years until just right now. And even though you blow him off and call her right back she’s already tried to call you and couldn’t get through, so she decided to just go to bed and has turned her phone off. And then, for no reason, your dog explodes. It’s just like that.

My Interests

Music:

Rob Zombie, Megadeth, Misfits, Static-X, Powerman 5000, Offspring, Men without hats

Movies:

the Terminator, Alien, and Predator films, Colossus : the forbin project, Dr. Strangelove, Devils Rejects, The old school Care Bears movies, Dolemite, and Shaolin Dolemite

Television:

Simpsons, Cowboy Beebop, Eureka Seven, Futurama, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, House, Hanging with Mr. Cooper

Books:

Frankenstein, The Butter Battle Book, various comic books

My Blog

How ugly are you?

Wake up you worthless sacks of crap! It's time to shake things up a bit, and not just by filling BJ's car with 400 pounds of rhinoceros crap again. No, this time I'm going all out. This time we all s...
Posted by The Horror Bull on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 03:41:00 PST

This makes perfect senseless

Really... you are just a bitch. Sittin there, Looking at me like I don't know what's up... O.k. so I don't, but it don't matter. Cause knowing I don't know is half as good as knowing. And if knowing's...
Posted by The Horror Bull on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 02:54:00 PST

Hooey

It's 2:22 AM. So where's the fucking love. With the Exception of Paul, who took care of that shit a full year ago, aint nobody left me some Birthday props. Buncha bitches. Bitches and Serk, He's stil...
Posted by The Horror Bull on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 12:44:00 PST

Tis the season

Once again we celebrate that momentous occasion over 2000 years ago when Jesus and Santa fought for control of the glacial ice fields of the north pole. The winner of whom would become humanities gre...
Posted by The Horror Bull on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 09:57:00 PST

Tabloid story 4

Doctors race to save a man's hands after he confused a mirror for an evil clone."Alright let me set a few things straight right off the bat. First, I wasn't drunk or otherwise affected by any legal or...
Posted by The Horror Bull on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 09:22:00 PST

Rust in Peace

For those that have not already heard, the Geo is no more. The time of death was somewhere around 12:45am on the second of October. The end was peacefull, irreversibly stalled while wait to turn a co...
Posted by The Horror Bull on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 01:47:00 PST

Poor Pluto

As some of you may know, Pluto is no longer considered a planet. This is not just crazy Munson talk either. This is a very real, very sad, state of affairs. Until now I have never known a cause that s...
Posted by The Horror Bull on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 07:38:00 PST

Content update

Updated my DeviantART page and almost doubled the amount of art in the gallery, so go have a look. http://sassmouth.deviantart.com/ But wait! There's more. Found a bunch of poetry snippets, all of whi...
Posted by The Horror Bull on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 08:19:00 PST

Seriously. Why would I make this up?

The other day as I was driving home this total freak pulls up along side me. I mean Wez from Road Warrior kinda freak. Ass-less chaps. Leather thong, and all. Riding on a supped up dune buggy or some ...
Posted by The Horror Bull on Mon, 22 May 2006 08:54:00 PST

Update

I finally deleted my poetry blog. As stated before, from now on I will be collecting them in a simple html file accessible through my website. Anything new will be added to it and posted on my blogs. ...
Posted by The Horror Bull on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 08:26:00 PST