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JARED

stop this train cuz' I wanna get off!

About Me

.. width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" ..I'm learning how to tattoo and need skin. "Bad art is tragically more beautiful than good art because it documents human failure."

My Interests

Insex and bugs and psychoactive drugs, getting lotsa hugs while rollin' round on rugs, doing shoulder shrugs and making funny faces, takin' all my shoes and removing all the laces...

The Bull
People Iced: Forty
Car Bombs Planted: Eleven
Favorite Weapon Rusty Chain
Arms Broken: Eighteen
Eyes Gouged: One
Tongues Cut Off: Thirteen
Biggest Enemy: Disgruntled Donny
Get Your HITMAN Name

I'd like to meet:

a woman with an accent and a "not so great" understanding of english... 3 boobs like in "Total Recall" and Burt Young.

Music:

The Dirt Trucks, Bright Eyes, Bon Jovi, Broken Social Scene, Bolton, The Datsuns, The Doors, The Kills, The Spunks, Feist, Scorpions, REO, Benny Mardones, Frank Stallone, James Brown, Conway Twitty, Wolfbait, Waylon Jennings, Myrle Haggard, White Snake, Uncle Ted, Johnny Cash, Hall & Oates, Wham etc...

Movies:

Over the Top, First Blood, Rambo: First Blood Pt.II, Rambo III, BTTF I,II & III, Rocky I, Rocky II, Rocky III, Young Guns, Young Guns II, Il Postino, City of God, The Pianist, The Jacket, Wild Style, Breakin', Beat Street, Purple Rain, Staying Alive, Night Hawks, The Quest, Roadhouse, Cannonball Run, Smokey & The Bandit, NARC and more...

Television:

Univision

Books:

I don't read books... I read faces, and places... and nutrition information from sides of beer cases.

Heroes:

Michael J. Fox, Clint Eastwood, Mike Maxey, Charlie Bronson, people who try really really hard... my father.