Starting to think that no one really gives a shit!
Green MnMs (parody of Without You by Eminem)
A crazy ex girlfriend will drive you insane
Dont come back
Back again
Talk some smack
With your friends
Dont come back
I once dated a monster. This girl was so crazy, she had at least 3 or 4 people inside of her.
So when you see her I suggest running for cover.
And if you like her then you're in for some trouble sucker.
Not even Dr. Phil can help this girl get past her schitzo and psycho desire to make your life
a miserable living hell. It's like you're under some kind of magic spell.
She's constantly manipulating to control everybody just bated waiting.
You never know what you'll be getting but your broken heart will be complicating.
So the ex, see she won't let me be, or let me be me. This aint helpin me.
It's like the Bates Motel permanently. I take a shower and she's stabbin me!
Turned my back. Thought that was that, she's back. Not to be mean or make a scene,
but my ex girlfriend will always be a little heavy. Her favorite person's name is Little Debbie!
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Brian
Birthday: June 14
Birthplace: Earth (unfortunately)
Current Location: right behind you
Eye Color: hazel
Hair Color: brown (shaved)
Height: 6"
Right Handed or Left Handed: left (knife in right)
Your Heritage: people?
The Shoes You Wore Today: sneaks
Your Weakness: used to be love
Your Fears: crazy bitches
Your Perfect Pizza: cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Now That's What I Call Parody Vol. 1
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: Do i have to work today?
Your Best Physical Feature: my right ass cheek. kiss it.
Your Bedtime: hahahahahahahaha
Your Most Missed Memory: cleaning my room with Sean
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi. coke is for losers. both kinds
MacDonalds or Burger King: not burger king. They hire crazy drug addicts.
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: fuck that
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: nope
Do you Sing: all the time
Do you Shower Daily: most of the time
Have you Been in Love: yeah :(
Do you want to go to College: nope
Do you want to get Married: nope
Do you belive in yourself: YES!!!
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: as much as you do
Are you a Health Freak: nope
Do you get along with your Parents: depends
Do you like Thunderstorms: oh yeah :)
Do you play an Instrument: yep
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: nope
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope Im not an idiot
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yep
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yep
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: yep
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: yeah :(
Ever been called a Tease: yep
Ever been Beaten up: yep
Ever Shoplifted: nope
How do you want to Die: soon
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: The Great Baldini
What country would you most like to Visit: The Other Side
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: any
Favourite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long Hair: either
Height: any
Weight: any
Best Clothing Style: any
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: alot
Number of Piercings: any
Number of Tattoos: any
Number of things in my Past I Regret: i dont know but for me, it's a few I made in late summer 2007
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