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like Earth but Retarded

if it's not love then it's the bomb that will bring us together

About Me

i grew up in san francisco but have adopted the east bay. have started training for a triathlon (which is worse than a newborn redhead) I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.1

'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com

My Interests

biking at night and dodging cars. cheep movies. running, watching sports finals without having to sit through the entire session, hurling

I'd like to meet:

possibly your mom, men who have murses, and chuck norris

Music:

bouncing souls, hillbilly hellcats, the darkness, the misfits, the ramones, nofx, danzig, kinky and the texas jewboys, massive attack, sex kittens (RIP), etc.

Movies:

boondock saints, run ronnie run, shooters, spinal tap, the secretary, the incredibles,

Television:

carnival (damn those bastards!) everything else sucks in comparison

Books:

holy blood holy grail, derailing democracy, instruction manuals

My Blog

the meaning of the title

"But I can tell you what sort of a planet it is. Like Earth, but retarded.Literally retarded, like a kid who takes ten years to learn to wave bye-bye and never does mange to master patty cake. It is...
Posted by ...like Earth, but retarded on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 08:32:00 PST

call from Ken...

"OC gas is like the Devil nutting all over your face"
Posted by ...like Earth, but retarded on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 06:22:00 PST

back from Hawai'i

we've been back from Hawai'i for two weeks now and still can't get over the beauty of the islands. we want to go back again even with suitcases still sitting in the hall. but the best part of the en...
Posted by ...like Earth, but retarded on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 02:33:00 PST

do you think that suicide hotline volunteers are allowed "bad" days?

wouldn't you think that if your girlfriend broke up with you or you got in a car accident before you got to work, you could go to your boss and tell them you had a bad day and just work computer suppo...
Posted by ...like Earth, but retarded on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 08:02:00 PST

new car

let us not to speak ill of the dead. but we got a new car. i car that an old chinese father would approve of...oh wait isn't that mine? but we refuse to name her until she's proven she can stay with ...
Posted by ...like Earth, but retarded on Sat, 28 Jan 2006 08:09:00 PST

funeral durge for Henrietta

let us say a prayer for the late Henrietta, she has now passed on to a better world....
Posted by ...like Earth, but retarded on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 02:25:00 PST

happy times with the cold and wet

it is great to see loved ones during the times when media tells us we should. wow we love you all and miss those we weren't able to see this time around.
Posted by ...like Earth, but retarded on Sat, 31 Dec 2005 09:23:00 PST

hide your women and valuables

the vikings are fordging the river right this second!!!!!
Posted by ...like Earth, but retarded on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 02:17:00 PST